Does This Sign Make My Ass Look Big?

I love getting snail mail of any kind – cards, letters, post cards and especially packages (who has ever opened their mailbox and said “damn it, someone sent me a package?”).  So you can imagine my delight when I saw a small box waiting for me to open one recent afternoon.

Inside the package was one of the funniest, most spot-on gifts I have ever received, compliments of Elvis’s mom, Whit (who also gifted me my fabulous Captain Morgan lamp).  I am always commenting on the ampleness of my derriere (and how I try to detract some attention from it) and this present offers a perfect explanation of my obsession with sparkles, sequins and shoes.

My total mantra on a canvas in MY COLORS!

And where else would one display such a fabulous piece of art? Well my bathroom of course (along with my sparkly deer head that you can win) where I house all fabulous things live in my mini manse.

The perfect trio. My crowned cat, my motto and a skull and crossbones jewelry dish. Sigh.

Every time I see the sign it makes me giggle, adding a little pep to my step and granting me justification for piling on more daily bling.

Sparkle on.

CBXB

CBXB!

19 thoughts on “Does This Sign Make My Ass Look Big?

  1. I love the sign!! I’m also a fan of snail mail! I actually still send handwritten letters..although not very often..but I get them as well..and I must say it’s a forgotten pleasure 🙂 I love getting them!

  2. DressedinMYcloset says:

    Hahah Love the sign!

  3. Nafees says:

    no thats not mean 😉

  4. The Landy says:

    A bit of lippy and some jewels! …love it!

  5. This is the best mantra I have ever seen! Soooo funny! Your blog constantly has me in hysterics! Jazz

  6. I totally believe that too. And the bigger the jewels, the smaller you look by comparison!

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