How to Get Drunk on Grapes

Cold winter nights have you guzzling your favorite wine, nestled under a blanket on the couch with your cat within arm’s reach? (Oh wait that’s me – but you could insert a dog, goldfish, pet bird or I guess even a kid).

Frozen, sugar coated vodka grapes will be just the surprise you need, as you fill with sadness at the last gulp of wine in your glass, finding an alcoholic treat awaiting your taste buds.

a little sweetness

The perfect companion for the wino.

Step One:  Start by putting the fruit in a large bowl – poking a hole (or three to be sure to soak in every ounce of vodka possible) in each grape.

Poke holes in the grapes

Step Two: Pour vodka over the batch of grapes.

My favorite part

Step Three: Cover and put in the fridge over night.

Put in the fridge over night

Step Four: Pour the remaining vodka out of the bowl and cover grapes with sugar.  Put in a large baggie and freeze for at least three hours.

sugar coma

Step Five: Put in desired serving dish.


Step Six (optional): Making it easier to construct a grape kabob for my wine glass, I inserted long, sparkly toothpicks into the serving dish.  You can skip this step entirely and just dump a few grapes into your chosen choice of vino (but of course I like pretty).


Mission accomplished!

And here’s a blonde moment from yours truly:

I felt awful wasting the vodka I poured out of the bowl once the grapes had chilled over night. With my typically useful brain (which at this moment was the size of a bird’s), I thought it would be genius to make vodka ice cubes!

These are super easy to make, too. Just pour vodka in cube trays, insert into the ice chest and wait for hell to freeze over (you would think that with all of my cocktailing experience, I would have the where-with-all to recognize the sheer stupidity of this exercise as alcohol never freezes. Ever. I even glanced at the bottle of Jaeger I had next to these f’ing trays as I slid them into the freezer).

Dumb ass

Needless to say, the ‘ice cubes’ came out of the freezer the same way they went in.

Caution to recipe makers – don’t eat the vodka grapes while preparing or you may end up looking like an ass in front of yourself.



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46 thoughts on “How to Get Drunk on Grapes

  1. unsurprisingly my teenage nieces are quite keen to give this a go!

  2. st sahm says:

    “Guzzling favorite wine” classy — love it.

  3. lycly says:

    Yum!! These look amazing!

  4. DressedinMYcloset says:

    Hahah! You crack me up!

  5. this sounds great. i will be trying this. 🙂

  6. AGIE says:

    love it! I will be trying this. You always think of the best ways to get wasted! 🙂

  7. I’m more of a tequila soaked watermelon with salt girl myself…. Portable margaritas…
    Or drunk gummi bears
    But I’ll have to add this on my “things to try”

  8. makeupmad says:

    This sounds amazing. Surely counts as one of your five a day too? 😉

  9. Nancy says:

    You could make heart shapes Jell-O shots with leftover vodka. Do Not Freeze!!

  10. longtooth77 says:

    lmao loved this post Megan!!! 🙂 hilarious. As for those grapes 😉 sigh

    • I assume you’re talking about the hilarity of my non-ability to freeze vodka?! I guess I thought I was a magical fairy for a moment. You can skip any step needed in the process of grape making and still enjoy!

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