How to Make Your Mom Piss Her Pants

And/or throw her back out…

When I was a kid, my friend Scooby (yes, the one who was just here this weekend. Miss our shenanigans? Do yourself a favor and click here,) had a knack of hiding in my front bushes at any time of the day or night.  He’d wait for the opportune moment to pop up, pound on the windows and give my mother a heart attack (her chair sat right next to the window), therefore making her piss her pants or throw her back out (thankfully, she has a strong heart but a weak bladder after two 10 lb babies).

The master of suspense would also creep around the back of my house on a Saturday night, while I was watching movies downstairs and just stand in the light outside the double french doors and stare.  My sister and I would scream bloody murder, therefore making my mother sprint like an Olympian to the basement from her slumber.

So what better way to spend a drunken Saturday afternoon when Scooby was visiting Nashville than to perform a surprise attack on my mom? It was a no-brainer in our book.

Bah!

Surprise!

Is that a pee face?

Is that a pee face?

Full disclosure: The pictures below are staged reenactments.  No mother was hurt during this photo shoot.

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She can’t believe history is repeating itself.

Full Disclosure: A reinactment

Do you like the props we added for dramatic effect?

I’m proud to state that no bladders were emptied and all back muscles remained in tact during this scare.

Does that mean Scooby is losing his edge?

Gotcha!

Revisiting the chest clutch.

My mom sure hopes this is true.

CBXB

CBXB!

25 thoughts on “How to Make Your Mom Piss Her Pants

  1. You are a baaad daughter! You know what they say about paybacks….

  2. Hahaha hope she’s ok.

  3. shiroknowes says:

    I think your mom do like joking, what a wonderful mom ! 🙂

  4. Phil Lanoue says:

    Mom is a good sport to go along with the graphic photo re-enactments, but somehow I feel she just may be plotting a reprisal.

  5. haha! your poor mom but that is awesome! nothing beats good old shenanigans with friends – no matter who might get hurt in the process!!

  6. um, your mama kind of rocks!
    HILARIOUS continuation of the weekend hijinx – best, fun, fab posting!
    xo reversecommuter

  7. Strewth, you guys are nuts, and we love you for it!

  8. Hahaha! I love your blog. I’m glad no bladders were emptied in the making of this post.

  9. You must’ve been such a wild crazy fun kid. It sounds like your mom likes to have a good time too.

  10. JK Bevill - Lost Creek Publishing says:

    Reblogged this on lost creek publishing.

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