My welcome home from Florida included almost losing an eye to a claw from my ultra sweet, patient and loving cat. Perhaps Teddy was trying to teach me a lesson in lovin’ and leavin’?
I’ll claw your eye out if you ever leave me again.
While this cold shoulder treatment came as no surprise (click here to read about the typical Teddy treatment I receive upon returning from a vacation), I always secretly hope he’ll greet me with open paws. No such luck.
I hope you missed me more than my bitchy little fur ball (whom I love more than life itself) because I missed you!
Florida shenanigan updates next week.
Cheers!
CBXB
Glad you are home safe and sound! I missed Mr. Bear and you. He’ll probably take a dump somewhere to teach you a lesson. Mine always did.
Oh I’m sure he’ll take a dump AND force himself to throw up. Such a little darling!
WELCOME BACK!!! Teddy bear looks happy too.
Thanks! Getting used to having to pour cocktails for myself…vacation spoiled me!
LOL!!!! It’s like riding a bike. 😉
Awww, Teddy really missed you, eyes don’t lie! He does look like a cute little bear, lol. 😀
He missed me while hating me at the same time. Such a cute trait!
I won’t claw your eyes out but I missed you too!
Thank you for being slightly less aggressive than my Mr. Bear!
You’ll know he’s forgiven your absence when he hacks up a juicy hairball. True love!
Well, then consider me forgiven! He put a paw down his throat and threw up right in front of the bedroom door last night…just for me to step in this am. So sweet!
I hope you had a fabulous vacation. Glad you’re back!
Thank you – I had such a fab time, it was a little hard to head back (but couldn’t be without Mr. Bear for any longer!) I missed all of my blogging buddies!
Welcome back girl!! Can’t wait to read about your future adventures.
Thanks S & S! I have a week full of vacay posts coming…
Welcome back! I can relate, every time my husband and I leave our toddler son for a trip, he doesn’t want to hug us and pushes as away! Can’t wait to read about your shenanigans!
xo Kari
Oh no! At least Teddy can’t push very hard 🙂 And I maul his brains out, further annoying him…! 🙂
Welcome Back! SoWhat Great Stories Does Teddy Have? Err…I Mean Do You Have To Share? (Just Picking) 🙂
Stories galore coming your way (from Teddy and myself!).
Omg! That picture is hilarious! Teddy does NOT look pleased with his mommy lol Welcome become and share all your vacation stories with us 🙂
Oh he’s still pissed off. I’ll probably just win him back before I have to go somewhere again! 🙂
I hope not without Teddy 😦 I told you I would LOVE to babysit him anytime if I lived close. He would be a prince in my place too 🙂
His chest seriously puffed up when I read your comment out loud to him!
Awww Teddy needs all the coaxing to forgive your absence 🙂 seems to be working for His Royal Highness 🙂
Couldn’t agree with you more – thanks for the assistance!
I’ll bet you had a great time, can’t wait to hear about it.
Jack suggests to Teddy that he should loudly hack up something particularly nasty at approx. 3am as a special welcome.
I don’t know where he gets these ideas but I’m quite sure he means it.
Somehow, some way this little bear of mine got into Jack’s mind because Teddy left a nice pile of regurgitated food right outside my bedroom door last night. That I unhappily stepped in at about 4am when I was heading to the bathroom! All kinds of nice words were uttered ….
Could you check to see if Teddy has an iphone hidden somewhere? I’m going over Jack’s usual hiding places because I’m wondering if these two rodents of ours have been communicating somehow. I was woke out of a sound sleep early Monday morning to that wonderful of yacking. I couldn’t stand to deal with it so I just went back to sleep and looked for it when I got up. There it was (on the carpet of course) and not just a neat little pile either but a splayed out area of recently consumed kitty crunchies making it all the harder to clean up.
I don’t know what the hell got Jack’s panties all in a wad I didn’t even leave him for a week?!
Oh boy. I’m sorry that Teddy has been a bad, bad influence on Jack…I will check my phone records to see if they’ve been communicating. The little shits! And isn’t lovely to be forced out of sleep due to a cat’s knack for being able to put a paw down their throat and pull the barf trigger? Jack needs to chill out – but it’s kinda cute how he has Ted’s back..!
Strewth, look forward to it, might have to pour myself a “Bundy” when I read about the adventure 🙂
Get the Bundy ready!
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Yay!! I missed you! {and Ted.} Look at those ears on that kitty! He is not happy. You are going to have to paint his nails.
Oh seriously. He HATES my guts!
Yay! Glad your back and hope you had an ultra fabulous time. Can’t wait to see some pics from the Vacay! 🙂
It was relaxing, booze filled fun! Posts coming all week!
My laugh therapist is back. Yay!!!!
Yes! With many happy stories from vacay to share…classy as always!
Can’t wait to spend the next hour reading through your Florida posts:)
Oh I hope you enjoyed! 🙂