I thought my little fur love, Teddy Bear was over the fact that I put him in a sombrero to celebrate our anniversary a few weekends ago (click here to read about shenanigans of shoving a cat into a poncho). I came home from work last night and put my bags in their resting place. I knew something was up when TB sauntered over and nonchalantly made a nook for himself as close as possible to the duo.
Then Mr. Bear decided to pretend like he was going to take a nap and camp out all evening long further solidifying my suspicions of the debauchery that was about to take place.
As soon as I turned my back for a second, I heard the crunching of leather and about got whiplash from my head spinning around so quickly.
As I sternly threatened no supper if he didn’t stop, Ted just licked his lips and acted as if nothing just happened.
I physically removed him from the area (up to his window perch – sure to distract him right?) and upon my return to the room four seconds later, Teddy B. acted like he was deeply involved in shadow watching.
Trying to distract the cat, I unsuccessfully tried to make shadow puppets to lure him away.
Having a moment of weakness when I thought he was simply testing my boundaries, I lowered my guard for a split second. I mean, he was simply admiring the screaming loud color of his mother’s bag.
And then, all hell broke loose.
Teddy was giving me the biggest “F you Mom” a feline could merit.
Suddenly, TB actually seemed to hear the tone in my voice as I yelled at him to knock it the F off.
He was so scared, he immediately took a bath during my verbal rant.
I really got to him, don’t you agree?
I think Ted just wanted me to constantly be reminded of him and now I think about him 2,176 more times per day when I go to carry my purse. The little shit.
I can’t wait for Halloween…
CBXB
That is hilarious and soooo typical! Well you had to figure there was going to be severe consequences for that little sombrero stunt you pulled on him. Although you may be waiting for Halloween for some payback to his purse chewing incident, he always has the day after Halloween to once again make you pay.
SO TYPICAL. Don’t know why I expected him to be over his party attire so quickly. And I know, I know about Halloween. He’ll be on payback big time. Like taking down the Christmas tree with one claw in December.
Teddy always will get the last laugh, scratch or barf in the floor.
You can say that again. And again. And again. For some reason, I love punishment! 🙂
At first I thought Teddy is just getting in touch with his feline feminine side … but, nope … I’m pretty sure he was trying to make a point here. Figures .. typical male 😉
XOXO Nensi
Cue eye roll Nensi! It’s so true. Typical, typical man. And here I was thinking I might, just might have a gay cat (yay!) on my hands! Nope.
Those bags…I need ’em!! Happy Wednesday, girl! xx!
Get your cute buns to TJ Maxx and Aldo and both can be yours!
LOL – with all my cats, everything I own has teeth marks in it! Love Teddy, he’s so cute.
Ah, thanks – Teddy thinks (and knows) he’s so cute. Which is why he can look me straight in the face and chew on my bags! 🙂 Ted says meeeow to your feline babies!
I love these bright bags and your story-pictures!!! Haha. You WILL think of him everywhere. 🙂
The bright bags were a must have for spring/summer. I don’t want to be missed when I’m out and about, you know?! And, yes Teddy is always everywhere with me now. I’m such a sucker!
Yep, you got to him. He’s so tuning you out.
I know. Such a little bitch. But what can I expect from a cat…that I raised. Sigh.
Now you take a little of Teddy everywhere.
Yes, he’s so cute to make sure I can do that, isn’t he?
Hahaha! I’m convinced this is a male cat thing. I’ve had female cats most of my life and three years ago I adopted Mr. Tofu since then, I have to put my bags and shoes inside the closet otherwise…..So cute!
Mr. Tofu and Teddy should probably meet. But then again, they’d be constantly putting their furry little heads together for ideas …
Ha, they would definitely be naughty together
OH I laughed out loud like a crazy person. Those tooth marks bring back so many memories. What great pics. Be happy. At least he didn’t poop in the bags!
Yes, I’m blessed with a kitty that reverts to chewing and not pooping (at least yet, anyway) when wanting to give me the middle finger!
Hahaha! Go teddy! He’s lucky to only have a virtual bath. I get squirted with water when I’m doing things that mum doesn’t approve of like sinking my teeth into her arm. She’s so touchy sometimes! You should be happy that your bag is now a one of a kind…apparently humans pay a lot for that kind of thing! Bisous Bailey
Bailey! You’re right! I am so lucky that my mom doesn’t squirt me with water (although I may have to delete your comment in case she reads this and starts getting clever). She should be thrilled with her one of a kind bag that constantly reminds her of me. Moms can be so grouchy sometimes! Cheers! Teddy
I still remember when my kitty decided it would be appropriate to sharpen his nails on my black leather biker jacket. Mama was pissed. He got super soakered. 😉
Oh Love. A black leather biker jacket?! The horror! Although maybe kitty was trying to make you look like more of a bad ass biker bitch with the scratches on the jacket…?
That’s how I played it off… 😉
I love the bag. I love him too. Little monster. His pleased face when he is biting! Hahahaha!
I know! Although I do giggle a little every time I go to get in my bag. Reminds me of the little monster!
I haven’t been on here in a while, I hope that you and Teddy are doing well 🙂 xo
We’ve missed you! Just thought about you this am. Hope you’re fabulous!
First…great bags!!<3 My Serafina employs the same techniques to eat…tape and trash bag drawstrings. Teddy is clearly more sophisticated!
Thanks on the bags – you know I need bright colors, so I’m not missed. Ever. Teddy needs lessons from Serafina on what is appropriate and not appropriate to sink teeth into!
Amazing Teddy, he bit into your bag (these bags are also so lovely)…………what a naughty cat and he new that he was wrong when you was yelling with him, they are so intelligent these creatures 🙂
My Teddy is one smart cookie – and one naughty cat! He has a way of letting me know when he’s mad at me!
Yes because he really knows you 🙂