Trashtacular Moving Day Jesus Attire

You know, when I’m having a rough time of it (like getting kicked out of my mini manse due to my neighbor’s impending baby), not only do I tend to hydrate my liver over and over with Skinny Pirates, I like to look back at family photos of fun times.Β  While flipping through albums, I was reminded of how fabulously trashy my family can be while literally wearing emotions on our hats, shirts and koozies (to name a few) – it’s a great tradition we have, huh?

This recollection prompted me into concocting my forced moving day attire and now I am feeling the need to borrow my cousin D’s hat for my upcoming day of dread. I forgot about his lovely, beyond classy hat until I spotted it in a pic last night.

Captain D and CBXB, conveying our feelings through text on attire.

Captain D and CBXB, conveying our feelings through text on attire.

The cap reads, “Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you are an asshole.”Β  I think that kind of sums up my bitter feelings at the moment – plus the white hat would really complement my blonde hair, yes?

I'm pretty sure I need D and his 'tude with me on moving day.

I’m pretty sure I need D and his ‘tude with me on moving day.

And with a move on my horizon, my peeps have made sure to keep choices of hydration on hand. Plus, with a fridge like this, I will be able to lure ‘movers’ into helping with their free weekends, trucks and manpower (good thing most of my gal pals are married to nice, muscley dudes – did that sound like ass kissing? Is it working?).

I'm set for the rest of my days at my mini-manse.

Tough times call for booze filled fridges.

Between my hat, constant liver liquified state and my fabulous t-shirt that I may not take off for the next 45 days, I think my moving day attire will be appropriate.

Thank God for t-shirts that say it all.

I know Jesus loves me because the baseball hat says so.

But I will most definitely be guzzling Skinny Pirates moving day, out of my favorite koozie.

Message conveyed.

Message conveyed.

Do you think my landlord who’s kicking me out will get the hint of how I’m feeling about him?



29 thoughts on “Trashtacular Moving Day Jesus Attire

  1. I like when people convey how they feel via clothing and especially coozies! And that shirt makes your chest look fabulous.

  2. LOL! I need that hat! πŸ˜€

  3. I think you should get your neighbor that hat.

  4. Loving the moving day motivation although I’m wondering how fit for work you’re little helpers will be if they’ve indulged in the contents of your fridge

    • I agree. So what I’m now thinking is I will sit and indulge in the contents of my fridge and point to where things are supposed to go. THEN I will let them have a little drink after all of the boxes are in their appropriate spots. Thank you for helping me think it though!

  5. lycly says:

    Haha – you crack me up!! I bet your family is a blast to hang out with!

  6. I LOVE the nature of your blog and the style of your writing. Always makes me smile, and it’s nice to see such an eloquent writer!! I’ve left you a little nomination for a blogger award here
    Cheers, pretty!!!

  7. LifeOfBun says:

    Kay can I have your fridge now?? :’D I never knew moving could be such a blast haha.

  8. now that is my kind of fridge!!!! stocked with all the necessities πŸ™‚ sucks you have to move, its the worst! but that hat is awesome and you should definitely bust it out for this occasion! good luck with the move!!

    • Thanks Gal. Moving does bite the big one, especially when you have no choice in the matter. I am however coping nicely due to the contents of my fridge. Plus, it takes the edge off when looking at other places, wondering if Teddy will be happy. Oh the woes!

  9. Phil Lanoue says:

    I wonder if it means anything that a significant portion of my wardrobe consists of beer and liquor brand T shirts?!

  10. Phil Lanoue says:

    Yeah they sure can be annoying… tee hee

  11. SerachShiro says:

    Love your t-shirt, I’m a wreck ! And good luck with your moving πŸ™‚

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