You know, when I’m having a rough time of it (like getting kicked out of my mini manse due to my neighbor’s impending baby), not only do I tend to hydrate my liver over and over with Skinny Pirates, I like to look back at family photos of fun times. While flipping through albums, I was reminded of how fabulously trashy my family can be while literally wearing emotions on our hats, shirts and koozies (to name a few) – it’s a great tradition we have, huh?
This recollection prompted me into concocting my forced moving day attire and now I am feeling the need to borrow my cousin D’s hat for my upcoming day of dread. I forgot about his lovely, beyond classy hat until I spotted it in a pic last night.
The cap reads, “Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you are an asshole.” I think that kind of sums up my bitter feelings at the moment – plus the white hat would really complement my blonde hair, yes?
And with a move on my horizon, my peeps have made sure to keep choices of hydration on hand. Plus, with a fridge like this, I will be able to lure ‘movers’ into helping with their free weekends, trucks and manpower (good thing most of my gal pals are married to nice, muscley dudes – did that sound like ass kissing? Is it working?).
Between my hat, constant liver liquified state and my fabulous t-shirt that I may not take off for the next 45 days, I think my moving day attire will be appropriate.
But I will most definitely be guzzling Skinny Pirates moving day, out of my favorite koozie.
Do you think my landlord who’s kicking me out will get the hint of how I’m feeling about him?
Love your t-shirt, I’m a wreck ! And good luck with your moving 🙂
The t-shirt definitely came in handy! And as of today at 8am I am officially done moving! Woohoo!
Congratulations and I’m happy for you you finally have a new home ! 🙂
Thank you! It feels good to be all moved in…now tackling all of the unpacking!