Ted and His Big Head

Remember how Teddy made his debut in Times Square a few months back (if not, click here to read), forever securing his spot on the Kitty Wall of Fame (well, maybe he’s not there yet but he’s getting there, OK)?

He hasn't come down from this cloud yet...

He hasn’t come down from this cloud yet…

Phil Lanoue (one of our blogging besties), who originally captured Mr. Bear in all of his NYC glory has found a way to grossly enlarge my kit cat’s furry noggin again.  While Ted was less than impressed with watching Fourth of July fireworks on TV due to a soggy Nashville, Phil (who took time out from photographing wildlife like alligators to cater to His Royal Famousness, Teddy Back Bear) figured out a way to entice this grouchy cat by putting him right on the Jumbotron, smack dab in the middle of a fireworks display. Upon seeing himself, TB almost immediately (it took Bear about five seconds to lift his head up after I told him to look at the gigantic TVs) demanded a belly rub for his daunting appearance (being famous is such hard work) and this feline was back in the saddle full of attitude.

BIG screen action shot.

Big head due to the big screen.

While Mr. Bear has become a known Nashville star (I’m such a proud Mama), he thought he could act a little Justin Bieberesque and rudely stick out his tongue. Teenagers!  But still, he’s just the cutest thing you’ve ever seen during a Fourth of July show, right? RIGHT?

It’s a good thing we’ve just moved to a larger mini-manse because the bigger rooms allow Ted to enter with his now elephant sized head.  And no, Katie Couric nor Ellen DeGeneres have called (yet) to feature this amazingly talented (looks count as a talent, yes?) feline on their talk shows but when they do, Teddy is more than ready as he has perfected his pawtograph.

I’m thinking a $10 fee is a reasonable fee for a paw print (Phil, you get one for free), don’t you?

I’m gonna be the best stage mom ever. Just like Dina Lohan. Or maybe I mean Kris Jenner.

Either way look out world, here we come!



27 thoughts on “Ted and His Big Head

  1. marisaporter says:

    I’m so behind on all my favorite blogs! I think your spunkiness and sense of humor with your feline friend would be awesome on Ellen. Ok this is a new fantasy of mine – seeing you and Teddy on Ellen – did that sound creepy? I’m not creepy, I swear. I just think that would be more personality than I usually see on that show, and they have some pretty interesting people.

  2. Mitzie Mee says:

    So cool! You could also make T-shirts:)

  3. adinparadise says:

    Phil did such a great job. ::lol:

  4. Does this mean that Ted will have his own line in accessories and kitty toiletries?

  5. FreeUrCloset says:

    Teddy reminds me of the Fancy Feast kitty…except he’s cuter. Save me a pawtograph when you get big, Teddy! Smooches, Natasha

  6. Phil Lanoue says:

    Welp, you had to figure this was inevitable. Ted already has some auburn haired floozy stalker that lifted his photo from somewhere and now spends hours gazing at His Famousness.

    • OMFG! It’s his first feline fan! And he’s not even bothered by the fact that it’s an auburn haired floozy (he actually thinks she’s really cute). I need to reach out so she can get Ted’s pawtograph!

  7. Hahahah! Awesome job Phil, Hello TB this is your groupie MFJ 🙂 can’t wait to see you on Ellen one day.

  8. LifeOfBun says:

    Ted is watching youu!

Holla at me!

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