Know anyone searching for a childcare provider? I ran across this posting on Craigslist … this man may be for you.
Bibbysiter Avaeleable (cuntry area of Nashvul)
Lookin for a sumbuddy to kinda watch yur cids while you have a gud time? Plese considr me.
Look, no hands.
Need a gurl’s nite out?
Kitty, Muffy and Ellie Mae on the prowl.
Or do you want to sneek to the lake and shotgun som buhr?
Who cares about the kids?
They’re in good overalls.
Possubley a nite out on maine strete with yur boyfrund of the weke?
Fun with mason jars.
My name is Daryhul and I am very gud at watchin babees. I cud rock them on my bales of hae.
Expert at rocking babies on straw.
I wud evun let ya bring yer cids to my hous.
Every child’s dream playground.
I wul evun let them swam in the puhl.
Baby pool.
Plese cal me or send me a leter. Im avaleable most daes and nites.
Daryhul
I wonder if this dude also pet sits? It really doesn’t matter, Ted would hate his overalls.
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Laughing, laughing, laughing! I will send my girls on a plane straight away to Nashville. I think they could use some time with your Pa :).
I think I’d need to see him without the baseball cap. My kids don’t like men in hats and they’re 26 and 19 respectively 🙂
He will totally take the hat off. And it will be a tight fit in the overalls but I’m sure he’d share his beer with your 26-year-old while he lets the 19-year-old swim in the baby pool.
bless him. he sounds like a true gent :@)
hahaha! so fun!
Thanks! I had a good sport as the ‘bibbysitter’! 🙂
Does he look after teenagers?
They’re his specialty. Although, I must forewarn you – it’s a tight squeeze sitting in the bib of his overalls.
a) I am concerned about the color of the liquid in the jar in the first picture b) the other pics are pretty good and c)do not do that to Ted! Moe Roxy and Zak would have to come out and help rescue him! (as they put their paws together) “KITTEN POWERS UNTIE…OH SHINY!”
Ha! Would your trio of kidties look like the cat with the lightning?! 🙂 I would never, EVER put Ted in that position, though. But, it would be fun to see your pack of rescuers in action! And the blue liquid makes for a fun party!
Blue? It was yellow (top most picture). As for the rescue, let me see what our great strategist can come up with to night…OOH! SHINY!
HYSTERICAL strategy you came up with. Teddy is MOST pleased with your attempts!
Lol, where I live, this wouldn’t be an unusual add.
And not unusual in Nashville, either!
That last photo looks again like an episode of COPS.
“But officer I only set ’em down in the pool for a minute to go in and fetch another beer.”
I strongly suspect Ted would back up, lift his tail, and spray the legs of any unfit pet sitter.
You got that right about Ted. And I love it that my pics remind you of COPS! Now, I’m thinking about sending them some photos as an ‘audition’ and try to schedule an ‘appearance’ in the background if they ever film in Nashville.
It would be their highest rated show ever!
True. And that’s because I’d have Teddy in a papoose on my chest, jumping up and down in the back while they’re conducting an interview of a suspect. Classic. And classy.
We’ve used worse to save a few bucks. I do wish we was in Nashville thow naw bekaws he sound fun.
Haw! Haw! He is fun and great at drankin buhr. Not so gud at bibbysittin.
Hahaha!! He looks like a cheap sitter… I may just have to hire Daryhul!
P.S. – I don’t even know how you managed to purposefully misspell all that without going crazy first!
Ha! I was in hell trying to figure out how to spell incorrectly…! And I can vouch that Daryhul is one fun babysitter!
Good…. he’s hired while you and I get into some trouble with Skinny Pirates!!
It’s a date.