Know anyone searching for a childcare provider? I ran across this posting on Craigslist … this man may be for you.
Bibbysiter Avaeleable (cuntry area of Nashvul)
Lookin for a sumbuddy to kinda watch yur cids while you have a gud time? Plese considr me.
Look, no hands.
Need a gurl’s nite out?
Kitty, Muffy and Ellie Mae on the prowl.
Or do you want to sneek to the lake and shotgun som buhr?
Who cares about the kids?
They’re in good overalls.
Possubley a nite out on maine strete with yur boyfrund of the weke?
Fun with mason jars.
My name is Daryhul and I am very gud at watchin babees. I cud rock them on my bales of hae.
Expert at rocking babies on straw.
I wud evun let ya bring yer cids to my hous.
Every child’s dream playground.
I wul evun let them swam in the puhl.
Baby pool.
Plese cal me or send me a leter. Im avaleable most daes and nites.
Daryhul
I wonder if this dude also pet sits? It really doesn’t matter, Ted would hate his overalls.
CBXB
Hahaha, Daryhul would definitely make a good bibbysiter. I mean, he’s an expert at rocking babies on straw. Who wouldn’t hire Daryhul!
Daryhul’s phone has been ringing off the hook! He was unable to take any offers this weekend though because he was too busy drinking buhr.
Burh, you’re killing me.
🙂