Pussy Love!

Teddy, my famous feline has been gracing his presence on Jumbotrons at firework parties and big screens in Times Square (thanks to the talents of Phil Lanoue over at Phil Lanoue Photography – one of our best blogging buddies), gaining all kinds of human fans. But Phil captured a very telling photo that may be a sneak peek into Mr. Bear’s future celebrity status…

Ah, young pussies lusting over Ted, who can hardly be bothered to care.

Who needs puppy love?

All of the feline fawning over TB is going to break some kitty hearts (if you need advice on how to mend a cat’s broken heart, click here).Β  But who can blame pussies all over the world falling in love after seeing this…

BIG screen action shot.

Big pimpin’.

Or this…

He hasn't come down from this cloud yet...

Surrounding his adoring fans in NYC.

I’m pretty sure Ted will be on the cover of Cat Fancy Magazine (with a full photo spread, so owners can tear out a photo of Teddy to hang above cat food bowls…or above their beds, where they can lick him before they go to sleep – not unlike what I used to do with a poster of Joey McIntyre) one day soon. This will pretty much seal his famous fate and after his first talk show appearance on The Ellen Degeneres Show, he will be the new face of her cat food brand, Halo. I know, I know – you’re thinking I’m best stage mom ever.

I’ll be shooing the legions of TB’s fur ball fans (sure to show up at our mini-manse door any minute now) and the catarazzi (those photo snapping bastards that His Royal Famousness and I will pretend to hate but secretly LOVE) away with a rolled up newspaper or maybe a squirt bottle full of water.

But not before each one purchases a pawtograph, of course.

CBXB

CBXB!

37 thoughts on “Pussy Love!

  1. dannadesigns says:

    So awesome….and Phil did a great job on these photos! He definitely captured Mr. Bear’s celebrity status! πŸ™‚

  2. M.,

    I’ve seen that look (the one on T’s face in the first photo) on a guy I once dated. That is one self-satified, arrogant kitty-cat. (It’s one of the prerequisites of being able to handle fame, I suppose–that guy I once dated did go on to win moderate regional fame, probably would have won more, had he been nicer to people–tell T to feign being nice).

  3. FreeUrCloset says:

    HAHA Great title … and Teddy truly is a Super Star, I’m not even a Pussy and he’s got me captivated with his dark and smoldering looks 😻

  4. Ha, my pawtograph is on its way already πŸ™‚

  5. Kitshka says:

    Oh please, no! Don’t tell me Teddy’s heart is taken…

    Still I wanted to thank you for your birthday wishes for my purrthday, on Texas’ blog. I know I am terribly terribly late, and I apologize and so I send you plenty of purrs!

    • Oh you are so welcome for the wishes! When you are as popular and cute as you, it takes time to go through all of your comments, I’m sure! And there’s plenty of room in Teddy’s heart. πŸ™‚

  6. LifeOfBun says:

    Awwww dramy top kitty haha!

  7. Instead of Donnie Osmond crooning Puppy Love, we need a good sport to sing Pussy Love.

  8. Phil Lanoue says:

    I can totally see you and the Ted man as stars of a reality TV show!
    Maybe you can combine shows with a new twist?
    For instance “Hoarders: Not Getting It Right” In this show they have previous hoarders from the TV series come over to your house and give you a hard time because you don’t have near enough cats and not enough crap all over the place. Ted tells them all to F Off.
    Or “Toddlers and Tiaras Cat Style” In this show some of the annoying pageant kids come over and try to dress up Ted in various glitter outfits.
    Ted goes completely ape shit and once again orders everyone out of the house.
    How about…”Storage Wars: This Stuff Better Be Good”
    In the first episode Ted successfully bids on a unit that appears to be stuffed with his favorite cat foods. Upon finding out that the food is expired, Ted tosses a fit and pees on Barry’s leg.
    Viewers can’t wait for the next episode!
    Well those are some ides anyway…

    • I’m crying. This response is too hysterical! My favorite show idea so far is “Toddlers and Tiaras Cat Style,” as Ted looks beyond fabulous in glitter outfits. And is oh-so-good at going ape shit!
      But I must say, once Mr. Bear is on board for one reality TV show, he will be down with all other ideas as spin-offs and then we can be the cat version of the Kardashians. LOOK OUT!

  9. Just a skip jump and hop away from a reality tv series now

  10. I can only imagine the sort of internet traffic you’re getting with your gratuitous usage of the word pussy in all its forms. lol.

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