Pussy Self Portrait

Cheese.

Our feline buddy Mr. Bowie, the handsome kit cat over at Hands On Bowie posted about how he took a selfie with a relatively new iOS app perfectly called Cat Selfie.Β  Being the cray cray cat lady I am, the app immediately found a home on my phone in about three seconds flat. I could barely wait to show Ted how to take selfies. The only problem was, I had to figure the f’ing app out myself (being blonde is super hard work).

WTF?

What the F?

Once you open the app, a little flashing lazer zooms all over the screen to attract attention from the always unimpressed cat. Every time the screen on your device is touched, a photo is taken and saved in your pictures. Had I mentally processed the not complicated in the slightest directions, I would have avoided looking like such a confused dumb ass on my test run. I ended up erasing 106 of my own selfies once I masted the art of simply touching the mother f’ing screen.

When I showed the laser to Ted, he instantly became his own Annie Leibovitz instructing himself how to pose and then capturing the (im)perfect shot.

Attempt 1

I could hear TB thinking, “God, I look good.”

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Action on the couch shot.

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His final masterpiece.

While these photos won’t end up anywhere but my refrigerator (cat moms post ‘artwork’ too), Mr. Bear now he thinks he’s a Cat Selfie connoisseur.

I’ve created a monster.

CBXB

CBXB!

35 thoughts on “Pussy Self Portrait

  1. OMG, I don’t know whether I should be laughing or crying!

  2. I don’t think he has a bad side

  3. Phil Lanoue says:

    Oh this is not just outstanding but perfect! I can just see an entire gallery exhibit devoted to Ted selfies.
    But this has to be one of the craziest apps I have ever seen! (I say as I go to grab my iphone to immediately DL the app)

  4. Innocent selfies today, selfies on Craigslist when you’re at work. Ain’t got time to watch a kit cat crash.

  5. THIS is genious! omg….i am peein my pants…which don’t take much at my age… i am nearing the 5…no im not. im nearing 29. 29. got it…29. i just have a bladder problem…f’ing funny as hell!

  6. Hahahaha! Love it teddy! You look pawesome! =^.^=

  7. Jolene says:

    Downloading that app NOW….and will have to try it out on the furkids tonight!!

  8. Herman says:

    Ha ha ha… great post! You rock, Mr. Bear!
    Bowie says “Meow!”

  9. LifeOfBun says:

    AMAGAD that’s a ganius app heheh πŸ˜€ really looks like he’s been camming by himself (making extra kitty moolah on the interwebs possibly to be the purrmp of the neighborhood?)

  10. FreeUrCloset says:

    LMFAO! I really did laugh until I peed myself. This app is genius. I wonder if there’s a Dog Selfie…I think my sharpei would love it.

  11. John says:

    Looks like you got lucky with the app, the reviews said it doesn’t work. Nice snaps of yourself too. πŸ˜‰

  12. You’re both cuties πŸ™‚

    • You’re sweet – but I think Ted edges me out with the cuteness due to his fluffy fur and ability to switch his looks up in pics like a model. When is Cat Fancy going to knock on my door?!

      • vudragovich says:

        I would be concerned if you found dating easier with fluffy fur! What kind of guys do you have in that part of the state πŸ˜‰
        I am giving Cat Fancy directions your way now, Roxy had a cute tummy roll going.

  13. VivBlogs says:

    Saaaay. That’s a fine lookin’ piece of tail.

  14. vudragovich says:

    Not that my three katz are spoiled or anything but you can get a SD card and load the selfies on it and put it in a digital picture frame so you get a slide show of Mr. Ted the Calvin Cline ad of katz everywhere πŸ˜€

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