Spectacular Shit Dip

Don’t let the name fool you. This dip is divine.

I’m prone to easy, simple, don’t dirty-too-many-dishes recipes (plus I don’t have a love deep in my heart for cooking – wish I felt the same about eating).  With tailgating season here and holiday party time right around the corner, I’m revisiting one of my favorite, effortless, wallet friendly, minimal ingredient snack foods (thanks for the reminder, Podunk!).

Then you cross your fingers that guests bring fabulous treats to go along with the fabulous dishes you've laid out. Last Saturday, we had my blog famous Shit Dip, mexican dip, a cheese ball and my dad's 'best batch of ribs ever' (direct quote from him).

A little shit dip goes a long way.

This recipe comes from my gal pal Katie B. She didn’t give this tasty dip its moniker…I did, the day after I practically ate an entire bowl of it single-handedly at a party which in turn, left me feeling very cleansed the next day.

My favorite part about this dip (aside from being so tasty) is you can make it via the microwave.

Here are the whopping four ingredients you’ll need:

1 stick butter

1 block cream cheese

2 cans white shoe peg corn (it’s basically sweet corn – I had to Google it since I’m a regular Betty Crocker and all)

10 chopped jalapeno rings (more or less depending on your preference)

Tortilla chips

Ingredients for the cleansing dip all purchased at Target (where else?) for a grand total of $4.06. Add the $2 for a bag of cheap tortilla chips and you’re set for $6. My kind of treat!

Directions:

In a microwave safe bowl (and one big enough to eventually hold two cans of corn) melt the stick of butter, then add the block of cream cheese. Nuke for about a minute or so and then add the 2 cans of corn (if you add the corn too early, it gets chewy). Add the jalapenos, heat to desired temperature and serve immediately.

That’s it!

This dip will have your bathroom bumpin’.

Go ahead and wow ‘em with shit dip at your next tailgate – just remember to be prepared with an overabundance of toilet paper.

CBXB

CBXB!

24 thoughts on “Spectacular Shit Dip

  1. Here’s another one of the absurd jokes-that-life-plays: squeamish me ended up married to someone who thinks and talks like you. 😉

    I’m going to have to rename it, or I won’t be able to eat it. My hubby, however, will enjoy calling it by your name.

  2. filbio says:

    Nothing like a good low-fat low-cal shit dip!

    I feel sorry for your toilet!

    Phil
    http://www.blog.theregularguynyc.com

  3. I think I’m going to call all my food that or some version of that cos that’s how I roll. That’s a lot of butter, girl! Never heard of shoe peg corn. So it’s really Shoe Peg Shit Dip, right? Yum

  4. FreeUrCloset says:

    Holy shit dip! Looks easy enough. I may try making it and feed it to the husband on football sundays. Something about the visual of corn and poop mixed together makes me think…I’ll pass 😉 XOXO

    • Well, you could pass on this delicious shit dip OR this could be the tastiest cleanse in which you ever partake. I must say that the dip is always a hit with males – if you make it (or microwave, rather) let me know if he likes!

  5. SerachShiro says:

    Wow what a particular shit dip, only you can come with this……hahaha 🙂 ! Lovely photos 🙂 !

  6. LifeOfBun says:

    Hahahaa shit dip :’D you’re so dry (well I bet not so much after the dip though)

  7. Shit Dip, hmmm sounds so appetizing 🙂

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