Party Pooped

You’d think that I’d be the one in major recovery after spending four full days (which at this point, felt like years) in Vegas. Yet, while I am still trying to dry my liver out, my fur ball Ted acts like he danced on poles non-stop while I was away.


My Vegas stories exhausted Teddy, who apparently didn’t get his 23 hour nap yesterday.

Thankfully, I was well-educated and earned an additional degree in cocktailing (my mom is beyond proud) from the University of Iowa (ranked as one of the top party colleges in the country – much to parental dismay. But it’s actually the best of both worlds, really. I retained my education AND never miss a day from work due to a hangover. Thanks for the party schooling U of I!)

With the help of Pedialyte (thanks Nate and Al), consecutive hours of sleep (thanks Tylenol PM), greasy food (love you McDonald’s) and hair of the dog (Captain, vodka, wine), I’m feeling like a normal human again but still look like death warmed over.

Death warmed over...

Looking so good, I’ve been hiding behind my stage 5 clinger.

And while Mr. Bear can barely muster his little neck up on his shoulders, I’ve been forced to snuggle non-stop on the couch with him since my return.

party pooped

Is this vacay hangover finished yet?!

I hope you’re feeling better than Ted. And I truly hope you’re looking better than moi. I’m resting up quickly – there’s tailgating to partake in this weekend!

Cheers from the exhausted CBXB duo!


27 thoughts on “Party Pooped

  1. FreeUrCloset says:

    Hung over? Nothing a little ‘hair of the cat’ can’t fix … Awwww … he missed his mommah … or maybe Ted is just happy you didn’t bring home Mr CBXB?

    • I agree – I think Ted was expecting another person to walk through the door after all of the white dress talk during my packing extravaganza. Poor baby – now he has to give all of his attention to me. Damn it!

  2. Holy Toledo Bat Girl – I’ve missed you!
    Glad whatever happened in Vegas was exhausting!!!!

  3. Jani says:

    Teddy missed his Mama!

  4. Wait, where are the juicy details!! 4 days in Vegas, there must be stories beyond the tired hangover~divulge woman!!

  5. filbio says:

    I think Ted is more wiped out from Vegas than you are!

  6. John says:

    I don’t miss the hangovers… Glad your back safely. McCarren is easy to navigate isn’t it. πŸ™‚

  7. how were those card porn dealers on the side streets gurl?

    when i go? i just sit at the slots with the same dang quarter….sitck it in…repeat. *drink please honey…over here!* Stick it in…repeat. *drink please honey…over here!*

    a few casinos later……..yah…..i’d say repeat but…then its like….”where the hell am i at?” TRUE STORY.

  8. Phil Lanoue says:

    You better take it easy (no need to offer the same advice to Ted he is way ahead of me) only two short days until the weekend!
    So I guess you didn’t end up getting married by an Elvis and then a
    turn around quickie divorce huh?

    • No quickie marriage or divorce for me this time around…I think that whenever a random dude would ask me to marry him, I’d one up him by saying, “Oh when? I have a white dress in my suitcase.” The look on their face…priceless! And I’m resting after work for the upcoming weekend. I mean, I don’t want my liver to go into shock or anything!

  9. Pimpin’ ain’t easy!

Holla at me!

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