How to Get a Vegas Food Coma

My liver is doing much better after my Vegas trip, thank you very much. But my body is still experiencing a sugar, carbohydrate, grease and any kind of food additive you can think of detox.

After endless liquids entered my bod (and no, that’s not water) during my four day Vegas stay, it was only natural to crave the unhealthiest of foods, right?

Helping hand

Vodka at the pool = need for junk food.

So what’s a gal to do but stuff her face after sipping (guzzling, rather) cocktails by the pool all day on an empty stomach?

You must stuff your face, of course.

Nothing's sexier than a wide mouthed woman in sequins.

Nothing’s sexier than a sequined wearing, wide mouthed woman with a cheeseburger hanging out of her mouth. Am I right?!

Want some?

No. No! I WON’T SHARE WITH YOU!

And what washes down a burger better than paella? Well, nothing.

Aria

First time trying paella at the Julian Serrano restaurant in the Aria casino. Heaven.

After all of that booze and stomach stuffing, there’s nothing more fun than trying to squeeze into a Vegas evening outfit.

Squeeze...

I wish I may I wish I might squeeze it in and suck it tight.

Once the evening in your confined attire is complete, follow with a little midnight snack.

Supper of champions

Snack attack!

Because two people really need 14 pancakes, 14 slices of bacon, whipped cream, a tower of onions rings and buffalo wings (for dessert).

Bound and determined

I can’t wait to put my bathing suit on tomorrow.

I'll try this...

Why does food taste better at 1am?

Devoured

I only ate half since I’m obviously watching my figure.

Because after all that, nothing is more fun the next day than feeling like a beached whale while laying here…

MGM

Starting all over again.

Anybody have any good cleanses I could start?

Of course, I can’t begin until after this weekend’s tailgate…

CBXB

CBXB!

33 thoughts on “How to Get a Vegas Food Coma

  1. Holy crap! I think I may have diabetes from seeing those pictures! Eating is half the fun of vacation for me, so I love it!

    • You did get diabetes from seeing the photos because I’m pretty sure I came home with the disease! And, eating is the most fun about vacation – especially when you could care less about calories after having 42 cocktails during the day! Calorie free in my mind – until I try to zip up my jeans back at home, of course.

  2. Phil Lanoue says:

    But drunk food photos EVER!

  3. Jolene says:

    Been waiting for this post since you have been back!!! wow….with all that you consumed via carbs and drinks I would NOT look like you, I would be having a muffin top for sure!! Glad you had a great time!!

  4. Crystal says:

    You certainly covered the essentials in Vegas: drinking a plethora of cocktails, eating the most delicious foods, and looking fabulous the whole time! Sounds and looks like you did Vegas the right way. πŸ™‚

  5. FreeUrCloset says:

    Glad to see you partying Vegas Style, and looking awesome doing it! Food in Vegas is incredible. Fabulous evening outfit, girlfriend! Next time we just might join you in Vegas (assuming we’re out of the ‘Vegas time out’ 😝 )

    XOXO N & N

  6. They must have rolled you off the plane with the inflatable emergency escape ramps!

  7. Ms B. BAD says:

    First off, welcome back to your liver! Second, all of this food just made me so hungryyy. I am having paella today actually! woohoo!! Unfortunately I havent done a cleanse before but I hear the blue print cleanse is good. xo

  8. I’ll say it again: oh-oh!

    Glad you had fun though! (the best cleanse is water–one of those so very obvious things, that people tend to overlook it).

  9. Looking very sexy partying it up in Vegas. I wish I was there to help with the onion rings. Yummy!

  10. John says:

    Holy crap – you must have gained ten pounds, girl!

  11. Holy shit, that Vegas evening outfit is hot…damn, I hope I can sleep tonight…:) Still am very shocked by that pancake stash…

  12. filbio says:

    LMAO! I am a veteran of the Vegas food and booze comas. Must go into rehab each time I return home!

  13. I agree with you food definitely does taste better at 1am

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