My liver is doing much better after my Vegas trip, thank you very much. But my body is still experiencing a sugar, carbohydrate, grease and any kind of food additive you can think of detox.
After endless liquids entered my bod (and no, that’s not water) during my four day Vegas stay, it was only natural to crave the unhealthiest of foods, right?
Vodka at the pool = need for junk food.
So what’s a gal to do but stuff her face after sipping (guzzling, rather) cocktails by the pool all day on an empty stomach?
You must stuff your face, of course.
Nothing’s sexier than a sequined wearing, wide mouthed woman with a cheeseburger hanging out of her mouth. Am I right?!
No. No! I WON’T SHARE WITH YOU!
And what washes down a burger better than paella? Well, nothing.
First time trying paella at the Julian Serrano restaurant in the Aria casino. Heaven.
After all of that booze and stomach stuffing, there’s nothing more fun than trying to squeeze into a Vegas evening outfit.
I wish I may I wish I might squeeze it in and suck it tight.
Once the evening in your confined attire is complete, follow with a little midnight snack.
Snack attack!
Because two people really need 14 pancakes, 14 slices of bacon, whipped cream, a tower of onions rings and buffalo wings (for dessert).
I can’t wait to put my bathing suit on tomorrow.
Why does food taste better at 1am?
I only ate half since I’m obviously watching my figure.
Because after all that, nothing is more fun the next day than feeling like a beached whale while laying here…
Starting all over again.
Anybody have any good cleanses I could start?
Of course, I can’t begin until after this weekend’s tailgate…
CBXB
Cowboys and Crossbones 
I agree with you food definitely does taste better at 1am
I can’t wait to eat one day at 1am with you! I still may be your neighbor, you know!
You may need to email me more details!!!!!
I kind of think I should. I have a photo, too! Headed your way!
LMAO! I am a veteran of the Vegas food and booze comas. Must go into rehab each time I return home!
And how do you recuperate?! I’m still not ‘deflated’!!
Holy shit, that Vegas evening outfit is hot…damn, I hope I can sleep tonight…:) Still am very shocked by that pancake stash…
The outfit was hot! Especially after I was sweating, trying to lay down and put the jeans on after all of my overindulging! Hope your sleep wasn’t disrupted much – although mine was. I still have visions of pancakes dancing in my head!
Hahahaha. I slept fine, thanks! 🙂