While Mama is away, the cat will play.
And play.
And play.
Mom’s gone?! PARTY TIME!
Ever wonder what you’re pet is up to while you’re away from home? While I was living it up in Vegas this past week, Ted was treating his life like a never-ending party as well (kind of like the Tidy Cat party commercial).
Dragging tinsel all over the house, decorating for his shindig.
Inviting his pals over to play…
Party goer Jaycee is thinking “WTF?” (What The Feline?!)
Pounding Mike’s Hard Lemonade – really living it up like a classy cat (as I usually force him to guzzle Skinny Pirates).
Feels so good when it hits the lips.
After crushing the can on his forehead, it’s time to taunt the neighbor dogs who are incessantly barking (pleading, really) about getting to come over to the Tedstar’s party.
Sorry. Nope. Invitation only.
After getting all kinds of filthy during the party, it’s time to wash all of the sins away.
High on the perch, overlooking his kingdom.
And then settle in for some TV time (he’s typically only allowed 10 hours in front of the boob tube per day)…
Trying to set the world record of feline TV watching.
Before picking up the aftermath of the party.
Looks like a party scene from a ’80s movie, huh?
And upon my return, this is the sad face I get – as if nothing ever happened while I was away.
Who me? I just laid on my favorite plastic Target sack and missed the shit out of you. Yawn.
And I always fall for it. Every time.
Somebody’s got me right where he wants me.
CBXB
Cowboys and Crossbones 
TB is so cool and knows how to party just like mom. I like TB’s friend Jaycee.
Jaycee and TB had way too much fun while I was away. But like you said – he takes after me, so I should have known!
Cats like Ted have us all fooled. They are the masters and run the place and we are their slaves.
Oh, tell me about it! Ted’s been such a little bitch since I’ve returned home…and has taken to running around the house with tinsel whenever he sees fit. It’s an early Christmas at the CBXB household this year!
Much worse than leaving the teenagers to house sit for the weekend. 😀
You can say that again! I left for errands on Saturday and Ted had the tinsel all over the house – again! I was only gone for a few hours this time…cats!
I like the tinsel trick. I’m going to try that the next time I’m left all alone. Thanks, Ted.
Let us know how it goes, as it entertains Ted endlessly. And I do mean endlessly!
Sneeky….he must have cleaned the place up to avoid any suspicion on your part.
He’s sly like that…I wonder where he learned that behavior?
I’m not saying, but I never trust those cats.
…that COKE machine in the back sure would make for a great kegerator….
…as for the wand? get that tinsel town fixed!
one must love the pussy.
Ha! Great minds Girl. I am going to get the Coke machine in order to be my beverage fridge. It’s from 1955 and still runs, although needs to chill bottles better. C’mon over for a cold one sometime!
You need to FIX that b***h, so you can fill that machine to maximum capacity. Icon it. Nothing like sticking a dew quarters in for a drink. Make your profit margins work to your advantage shugg!
I like to think in terms of profits. 😉
Have I told you lately that I love you and the way you see things?! XO!
Looks like the aftermath of an allnighter at Studio 54 back in the day.
Clearly Ted’s parties have reached legendary status and all the glitterazzi will be clamoring for invites.
You know why they’ve reached legendary status, right? It’s because he’s been featured on Times Square and Jumbotrons! I was disappointed not to see Jack in any of the photos of the party, though…!
It’s all in the title!!!
It is, isn’t it? He’s such a little devil!
Happy Weekend – recovered fully yet? 😜
Recovered enough to enjoy the weekend! Hee hee. Happy weekend to you!
Atta girl!
Good kitty!
He takes after his mother. 🙂
Way to go Ted! That’ll teach your human to pawty without you!
Texas – you’ll have to come over next time I’m gone and pawty down with Ted!
Okay!