James Lipton, famous for his mad interviewing skills, always asks the same ten questions to every guest on his show Inside the Actor’s Studio (and as I sit on my ass and watch from my leopard couch, I always answer right along). So imagine my delight when last week, my fabulous friend peacelovegreatcountrymusic posted a Daily Prompt (for you non-bloggers, that’s daily ideas to exercise your imagination muscle with writing) to answer the always asked ten questions.
Because I endlessly talk about myself here, I thought it would only be fitting to interview our my favorite feline fur ball, who rules the world of CBXB.
How dare you disrupt my snooze for an interview.
While I’m sure to pay for the sleep interruption later tonight, here are Teddy’s answers to James Lipton’s questions:
What is your favorite word? Food. DUH.
Most wonderful time of the day.
What is your least favorite word? No. Which is a word I rarely hear.
With a mug like this, all I ever hear is yes. To everything.
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Cattails and naps.
Getting the creative juices flowing with cattail hour.
Settling down for an emotionally charged nap.
What turns you off? Costumes my mother forces me into on a seasonal basis.
Teddy Thicke is too cool for this shit.
Cinco de Teddy festivities – where someone almost received a claw to the eye.
What is your favorite curse word? It’s more of a sound. A hiss, combined with a meow moments before trying to attack my mom who inevitably is forcing me do something I don’t want to do.
Done posing for your f’ing pictures!
What sound or noise do you love? Tink. (the noise of food hitting my bowl)
I hear tinking!
What sound or noise do you hate? The alarm going off in the morning. When I refuse to budge and make my mom wiggle around me like a contortionist, so she doesn’t wake the sleeping Bear.
You want out of this bed? You’re going to have to crawl over me.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Being that I’m a professional eater, I’d like to try my hand at drinking for a career (I mean, my mom makes it look terribly easy).
Easy peasy.
What profession would you not like to do? Hunt. I prefer my food poured into a bowl for me.
Hunting and gathering fail.
Tampons don’t taste good.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? What took you so long? Your mom is waiting over that rainbow bridge to drink with you.
There’s my Bear! Come to Mama – I have a fabulous angel costume to force you in!
That may be Mr. Bear’s own private kind of hell…
CBXB
Cowboys and Crossbones 
I think you’re right, that is EXACTLY what heaven will look like haaaaa!
Well, Teddy’s paws are crossed (or wait, maybe those are my fingers that are crossed…) that this is what Heaven looks like! 🙂
Oh my, those costumes :). Is that really a bed for TB? You’re an amazing mama 🙂
Yes. It’s really a bed for TB. And while you sweetly tell me I’m an amazing mama, most think CRAY. 🙂
Is that. A custom cat bed. Omfg. That’s the cutest thing i’ve ever seen. I’m allergic to cats as much as I love them, but i’d want a giant rabbit just for that. With gorgeous over the top covers.
Yes, it’s a custom cat bed. Or a dog bed. And it took forever for Ted to warm up to it but now, he barely leaves it. A rabbit would look fabulous in one!
Mr Bear is such a celebrity. You know he has been getting around the blogosphere without you! Check our #5 http://theverybesttop10.com/2013/11/23/cats-drinking-wine/
Mr.Bear – he’s been moonlighting behind my back!! Love the post – thanks for sharing. 🙂
🙂
That bed is too funny! I think Ted might be a bit spoiled?
Thanks again for the donation to my Wounded Warrior Charity!
You’re more than welcome for the donation!
And I wish you could tell Ted how spoiled he is, as he thinks his life is a hard one. Poor thing.
Teddy has those ears pinned way back doesn’t he? LoL… The poor put upon cat.
Oh yeah. Those ears of Ted’s must be the strongest of all the felines on the planet, since I give them such a workout.
My next idea is the Teddy Games!
HAHA! Strong ears are a big deal!
It’s kinda hard to get a hat to look right because he’s looking to the side, and that effects the perspective. But oh well.
You definitely still capture the moment – side look and all!
Yeah, had to do some bad artwork on the helmet, don’t look to close, haha.
He has such impressive range with them also! When he pins them back, they are hardcore pinned, haha.
Pinned ears is an art Ted has mastered.