Naughty Listed


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Dear Santa,

I had no intention of ending right smack on the tip-top of your naughty list but I just couldn’t help myself. Attending a party in the former home of my idol, I saw her old dress hanging up in the bathroom.

Santa approved?

Isn’t this a vintage beaut?

I had every intention of simply holding the dress up over my head but seeing that it was wrapped in a plastic garment bag, I didn’t want to suffocate myself (see, even after a few cocktails safety was my first concern – that counts for something, right?).

Think this would fit?

Think this would fit?

Curiosity got the best of me and I just had to see if I could slip into the dress.

Pissy pants

I’m sure anyone near the bathroom wondered what the hell the shrieks of laughter were all about.

And then Santa, I couldn’t stop myself because the dress was actually going to fit! Surely Mrs. Claus has found herself in a similar situation, overly excited about red sequins?

It's gonna fit!

Holy shit – it’s gonna fit!

Seriously! It's on!

Seriously! It’s on!

Now after taking a gander at the beauty of this moment, you realize that I never meant to end up on your naughty list, right?


Naughty. But so worth it.

Now what can I do in the next two weeks to get back over to the gift getting nice side?




45 thoughts on “Naughty Listed

  1. marisaporter says:

    You look fabulous!! How do you keep that slim figure with all the food that you post about?

  2. Naughty girl!!!! But of course I know why you couldn’t resist. It’s pink! You’re obsessed & possesed girlfriend.

  3. SerachShiro says:

    That dress is gorgeous on you and I love that pink color ! By the way you weren’t naughty at all πŸ™‚ !

  4. LifeOfBun says:

    Haha you always find amusement. xD It IS an awesome color though hehe!

  5. kellisamson says:

    Oh, no you didn’t! That’s Barbara’s!! You are going on the naughty list, for real!!!! Coal in your stocking and all, girl!

  6. Lol, did you put it back or are you wearing it right now?

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