Naughty Listed


Like my ’80s style?

Dear Santa,

I had no intention of ending right smack on the tip-top of your naughty list but I just couldn’t help myself. Attending a party in the former home of my idol, I saw her old dress hanging up in the bathroom.

Santa approved?

Isn’t this a vintage beaut?

I had every intention of simply holding the dress up over my head but seeing that it was wrapped in a plastic garment bag, I didn’t want to suffocate myself (see, even after a few cocktails safety was my first concern – that counts for something, right?).

Think this would fit?

Think this would fit?

Curiosity got the best of me and I just had to see if I could slip into the dress.

Pissy pants

I’m sure anyone near the bathroom wondered what the hell the shrieks of laughter were all about.

And then Santa, I couldn’t stop myself because the dress was actually going to fit! Surely Mrs. Claus has found herself in a similar situation, overly excited about red sequins?

It's gonna fit!

Holy shit – it’s gonna fit!

Seriously! It's on!

Seriously! It’s on!

Now after taking a gander at the beauty of this moment, you realize that I never meant to end up on your naughty list, right?


Naughty. But so worth it.

Now what can I do in the next two weeks to get back over to the gift getting nice side?




45 thoughts on “Naughty Listed

  1. dannadesigns says:

    Super cute…how could you resist!? ๐Ÿ˜‰

  2. Holy God woman, is nothing sacred! That dress/blouse thingy is older than you. Okay..okay the 80’s were workin’ for you, so you’re off the naughty list. Do you think you can stay off of it until after Christmas?

  3. Aussa Lorens says:

    Nooooo, you didn’t! But you did, you so did!
    That’s amazing.
    PS how is that a dress?!?!?! Wouldn’t her hoo ha be hangin’ out all over the place?!

  4. John says:

    Wow. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  5. I’m trying to decide whether you’re brave or …. just naughty. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  6. You look like my dream 1989 jr. prom date! So lovely and naughty?! Lol.

  7. markbialczak says:

    If the dress does fit, Santa must acquit. It’s your idol’s fault for leaving a dress in such an obvious (?!) and accessible (!!??) location as the Mansion bathroom, anyway, CBXB.

  8. The Regular Guy NYC says:

    Oh, I am sure you are a naughty girl! Now come sit on Bad Santa’s lap and tell him what you want for Christmas! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  9. Tracy says:

    Ohhhh, I would have been tempted too. You are SO naughty (but why be anything else, right??)

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