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Dear Santa,
I had no intention of ending right smack on the tip-top of your naughty list but I just couldn’t help myself. Attending a party in the former home of my idol, I saw her old dress hanging up in the bathroom.
Isn’t this a vintage beaut?
I had every intention of simply holding the dress up over my head but seeing that it was wrapped in a plastic garment bag, I didn’t want to suffocate myself (see, even after a few cocktails safety was my first concern – that counts for something, right?).
Think this would fit?
Curiosity got the best of me and I just had to see if I could slip into the dress.
I’m sure anyone near the bathroom wondered what the hell the shrieks of laughter were all about.
And then Santa, I couldn’t stop myself because the dress was actually going to fit! Surely Mrs. Claus has found herself in a similar situation, overly excited about red sequins?
Holy shit – it’s gonna fit!
Seriously! It’s on!
Now after taking a gander at the beauty of this moment, you realize that I never meant to end up on your naughty list, right?
Naughty. But so worth it.
Now what can I do in the next two weeks to get back over to the gift getting nice side?
Love,
CBXB
Cowboys and Crossbones 
You look fabulous!! How do you keep that slim figure with all the food that you post about?
Thanks Girl! I think that my running around, being up to no good burns more calories than running five miles! 🙂
Naughty girl!!!! But of course I know why you couldn’t resist. It’s pink! You’re obsessed & possesed girlfriend.
I think that you just came up with my new slogan:
“CBXB Obsessed and Possessed” because I really, truly can’t help myself! I need a security guard to protect me from me.
That dress is gorgeous on you and I love that pink color ! By the way you weren’t naughty at all 🙂 !
Thanks for having my back! Maybe Santa has slipped me back over to the nice list…fingers crossed!
🙂 !
Haha you always find amusement. xD It IS an awesome color though hehe!
Thanks for having my back – how the hell could I have resisted?!
Oh, no you didn’t! That’s Barbara’s!! You are going on the naughty list, for real!!!! Coal in your stocking and all, girl!
I will take that coal and slap some black glitter on it, making a fabulous centerpiece because it was worth it! 🙂
Lol, did you put it back or are you wearing it right now?
I wore it to work on Monday.
KIDDING! I put it right back in its proper place, all snug in its plastic bag. I swear…