Have lap? Will sit.
When Ted and I hosted a ladies cocktail party recently, things began normally. My Christmas bear started off sleeping under a table, acting as if he was bored out of his mind while the celebration shenanigans unfolded. So typical of a feline, yes?
Host with the most.
But as soon as the gals started posing for pics, Teddy came out of his party cave to get a little loving and attention (as he is used to being the only star of my show).
Then it slowly started before my eyes…
A scratch behind the ears from another…
Wrapped up in the arms of another…
Willingly mauled by another….
Snuggling up with another…
Lap threesome with others…
And when I was finally able to pry him out of another party goers grip, I expressed my dismay at all of his ladies man tactics. In response, TB whipped his tail around and knocked over one of my favorite pics of us together….think that I’m getting what I deserve for stuffing my kit cat in all kinds of fun costumes?
Embarrassingly obvious grounds for cheating.
I think someone is still pissed from our Miley and Robin Thicke Halloween costume. What a little shit (I mean seriously, doesn’t he realize being my fur baby comes with costume obligations. Duh)!
After the party, I tried to smooth things over by coaxing Ted up into my bed for our typical sleeping ritual.
Don’t even think about picking me up.
I’ve been sleeping single in a double bed ever since the party was over, continually being educated by my feline as to why he had every reason to cheat.
I get it, I get it. But I’m still stuffing him into this year’s Christmas outfit.
Wonder how long I’ll have to pay for that….?
CBXB
I guess your pussy just loves to be petted! 😉
You can say that again!
Ted appears to be catting around your social circle with impugnity, CBXB.
He certainly is – and obviously enjoying the hell out of himself!
That pussy of yours is a real stinker! Ha…hahahahahaha! No way!
Lol. Your posts always make me smile from beginning to end. Thanks for that!
Oh he’s a real stinker and he knows it! Seeing that you’re smiling when reading my posts means that you are slowly morphing into a ‘far away’ cat man. Just sayin’!
I think its safe to say that Tedstar lurves the ladies!
More than I ever knew!
It’s pretty hard to be a in demand cat.
Surely you can excuse a little light petting. He didn’t “go all the way.” 😉
I don’t know…you didn’t see the look on his relaxed face…!
Although I did cut him some slack, as he was entertaining guests, as well. Damn feline!
LoL.
He only has eyes for you…
Got an idea for a funny #Teddy4Pres though.
Cocoa Chanel was spotted leaving the same hotel Teddy is in on the campaign…
Now that affair, I might just approve!
LoL. Just tweeted it.
double take!!
http://fashionforlunch.wordpress.com
Ha! Teddy will make you do that! 🙂
Pussy Galore: My name is Pussy Galore.
Teddy Bond: I must be dreaming.
So lovely! Tes is cute, that’s why he got ladies all around him.
Jersey Chase
Yes – Ted also thinks he’s cute. Such a big head he has! Thanks for stopping in!
tempted by the fruit of another..oooooooo..
lilly
Ha! Lilly – just what I should have titled this post! Thanks for the laugh – and the song that’s now on repeat in my head.
Ahhh..just like a male to stray. Ted can’t keep away from all the beautiful ladies 😉
I know, right? Should have known he’d fall for any hand on his belly!
Megan, don’t read this comment. It’s for Ted.
Tedmiester…you the man! Look at you out tomcattin’ like the top cat you are. Us men folk out here are proud of you little buddy, and a bit jealous too. But it’s time now to forgive Megan. After all it is the Christmas season. I’m sure she’ll promise not to dress you up again.
I’m typing for Ted, blindfolded.
HIGH FIVE my Forester Friend! I got away with all kinds of nonsense under my mom’s nose and have been reliving the bliss every day while dreaming of the tomcattin’ during my 8 naps. That’s what she gets for those stupid outfits!
A cat after my own heart. ;D
Did you say 8 naps?
Yes, and it was a typo. I meant 18. My bad!
Speechless…..lol!
Girrrllll, you need to stop thinking with your pussy, and remember that he’s only got eyes for you … We all have our weaknesses and Ted’s a typical ladies cat, can’t hold that against him! Be proud and know that you have taught him well 😉 XOXO
Ha! Yes – I suppose you’re right. He hasn’t left my side since this post, so I figure he and I are even now that his prowling has been announced to the blogging world. Hee hee.
Ted is Ted and such a amazing cat I didn’t see again yet, give him a snuggle also from me and have a Happy weekend girl 🙂 !
Ted sends his purrs and snuggles your way. Hope you are having a fabulous start to the week!
Thank you that’s so nice ! 🙂
Hehehe!! 🙂
Happy to make you giggle!
Oh my gosh he has his own little bed? *squeal* I can’t handle that– too cute. Also, what a little cheater! He’s so overt about it too… absolutely shameless… I don’t think you deserve it, he clawed your tongue already and that is always how you settle the score. He is just asking for some retaliation in the form of an XMAS outfit.
Oh yes, his little bed is kind of his throne. Which now come to think of it, I should take away for his cheating shenanigans!
And in retaliation, he was stuffed into a Christmas outfit this weekend – and all both of my eyeballs are still in tact. For now.
Haha I trust we will soon be seeing photos of this torture?
Oh most definitely. It’s my calling in life to embarrass my pussy for others enjoyment (mostly mine!).
PS I feel like you are going to get a lot of really interesting google traffic with that title…
I’m kinda scared to check that particular stat out…although may make for a good post!
I guess all that attention is going to Teddy’s head! After the holidays, he’ll be all yours. In the mean time – you’ll have to give him a taste of his own medicine, no?
Oh yes a taste of his own medicine, indeed! I am going to implement this over the week, as I parade from Christmas party to Christmas party sans Teddy. That’ll teach him (as he sleeps in his cozy bed, not even realizing I’m gone).
Hahaha! What are you going to do when the other party doesn’t care? Argh! I hate people who don’t let you get back at them! It’s like every time I try to show my husband that he doesn’t listen sometimes by not listening to him – he doesn’t notice! (Most of the time – and it’s also very difficult to pull off – as women are born listeners).
So funny! I’m used to my other party (Ted) not giving a rat’s ass about the retaliation I try to inflict on him. But I still try. Sounds like Nate really has it down pat with you! 🙂
Haha I’m exaggerating! There actually have been a few times when I respond the same way to him that he’s like, “oh.” And he normally is a pretty good listener. 🙂 I just had to throw that in because I know how frustrating retaliation can be when the other party doesn’t notice, lol!
Heard and understood Girl! 🙂
I understand the hate that comes from our costumed felines… my Kenneth totally plots my death for the rest of the day after a little “dress up”! PS- love the title to draw the readers! I try to reel people in with ‘deceiving’ words as well, and the search terms used (on the stats page) that directed someone to your post are always good for a laugh!
I love that your cat’s name is Kenneth! He and Ted would be fast friends, sharing ideas in how to plot our demise after the dressing up we do to them! I haven’t yet checked my stats for my “creative” titling yet. Thinking it may make for a good post one of these days!
hahaha he was feeling the love and enjoying it…just not from you aww lol
Yeah – he was trolling for every and any kind of hand, lap, leg, etc….The following morning he was in attention detox. 🙂
Well clearly Ted knows EXACTLY what he is doing! Smart boy indeed!
Obviously. He was on the prowl again last night…he’s a lap chaser!
I guess you just found out that TB is a slut 🙂 ! He’ll do anything for scratch here and there.
HE IS SUCH A SLUT (does not take after his prim and proper and non crazy mother)! I just couldn’t believe how much he enjoyed rubbing in my face!