The Real Housewives of Nashville

You know those reality TV shows where women do nothing but get drunk on cocktails and drama? Well, my gal pals and I recently had an evening full of booze and filming minus the screaming.

After being contacted by a producer to shoot a sizzle reel for a potential reality TV show, I wondered how laborious it really is to be a ‘housewife’ (insert any reality character here). Shooting footage this past weekend I found out first hand that it’s no joke.

For instance, you have to stand and smile with perfect lighting…

Real?

One Southern housewife + one crazy cat lady + one mama-to-be = good TV?

You have to sit and chit-chat endlessly…

Location

Couch work can equate to exhaustion.

We had to document the end of each scene with a photo…

Posers

It’s hard to smile this big.

We had to get our gab on, while trying to look our most fabulous…

Serious phone calls

Serious, serious phone calls.

We were forced to sit and gossip while incorporating a big-headed Teddy Bear

Drinks anyone?

Spotlight on the mighty feline, please!

We were coerced into sitting under hot lights…

Heated discussions

Smoldering trio.

Which forced us to cool off with more libations…

Drinks!

Keeping it classy.

And more cocktails had to be guzzled while setting up between scenes…

Cut! and drink

The grueling process of lounging.

While one of us was hard at work…

Interviewing

Making the magic happen.

The other two of us were very busy bottoming up…

drink our prep away

Seriously prepping for our next take.

To ensure our behavior was within ethical standards, one husband tried to help the producer wrangle three ladies during the evening…

Mr. Husband wrangled us in

Mr. Husband and Miss America (who clearly hates this process).

Of course while we were hurrying up to wait, we had to conduct a selfie photo shoot in the hallway…

Selfie

We hate cameras.

Because being interviewed on film can be compared to forms of torture (obviously), we figured out how to make it less stressful…

Very Serious

Does this martini match my outfit?

Then we had to watch playback of ourselves…

Until playback

Too bad we don’t think we’re entertaining.

As you can see, being filmed is extremely assiduous but we somehow managed to trudge our way through the evening…

Wrap party!

Blowing the testosterone out of the water.

Which led to us to celebrating the only way us Nashville housewives know how…

oh boy

Remnants of a wrap party.

This is obviously serious business.

Which why we can’t wait to do it again.

CBXB

CBXB!

54 thoughts on “The Real Housewives of Nashville

  1. John says:

    Sweet! Interesting to see where this goes. πŸ˜‰

  2. The Regular Guy NYC says:

    If it’s on tv up here in NYC you know I’ll be watching you sexy ladies!

  3. markbialczak says:

    You three ladies and Teddy Bear look fantastic, CBXB. What network is making the decision? I can start an email campaign …

  4. Mitzie Mee says:

    Wow! Sounds like so much fun! If there’s an internet version I’ll make sure to watch it!

  5. Sounds like a mashing good time. Can’t wait to see you on the big screen!

  6. HawkeyeNTexas says:

    This is awesome! Let me know when the video comes out. Can’t wait to see it!

  7. Martoonies and barefoot? This has bravo written all over it!

  8. AMAzING! I want everyone to fly out here for a SoCal beach visit and let me be in it too.

  9. REDdog says:

    Hate off to Mr Hubby for being able yo herd cats…you girls ready to be world famous? It’s a no-brainer if your photos are anything to go by.

  10. findingninee says:

    Oh wow, this is cool! I hope it leads to hugeness! Fun photos!

  11. Aussa Lorens says:

    Oh my gosh! This must be what you were being ambiguous about on my blog πŸ˜‰ How exciting! Seeing the photo of you on the playback screen was surreal and awesome. Please become famous. And never forget me. Ever.

  12. stylentonic says:

    Fun, drinks and friends! What’s more to ask! xxx

  13. I can only imagine how much fun this must have been!! Thanks for sharing the photos πŸ˜€ xx

    http://www.sweetcandydreamer.com

  14. How awesome and fun! Thanks for sharing and keep us posted on the RHON!

    XO Kari

  15. VivBlogs says:

    That’s fantastic! You would make for great TV!

  16. kellisamson says:

    You guys are sparkling! Love it!!!

  17. Phil Lanoue says:

    Hey wow! Well this is most excellent but not at all unexpected. Rather inevitable really and sure looks like you made the most of it. I’m quite proud of you!

  18. FreeUrCloset says:

    You three fabulous ladies would give all the other “Real Housewives” a run for their money. This is a reality show we would def. watch!
    We think it’s also time for a Real Housewives of Phoenix, no? πŸ˜‰
    xoxo N&N

  19. A fun date with the girls at Cowboys and Crossbones + Teddy = reality TV show. Can’t wait!

  20. SerachShiro says:

    This kind of job sounds great, having fun, having around your little child (Ted), and drinking cocktails, what else would like a housewife ? πŸ™‚

  21. Serious business indeed, and loving it! πŸ™‚

  22. so fun!! and looks like real tough work. you’ll need to work out your hand to hold all those heavy drinks. not easy…

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