Pussy Producer

Film me, Bitches.

Film me, Bitches.

I always knew my pussy was a self-absorbed, one-of-a-kind, scene stealing feline but I had no clue he could also act as a producer, director, location scout, lighting manager and camera man at the same time.

When filming a sizzle reel in my mini manse for a possible reality TV show, my main squeeze Ted put his mad skills to use as soon as the equipment hit the floor.

Checking

Any other color for this cord? Say, pink for instance?

Equipment manager

Can we get this bar a tad lower? I can’t jump over anything more than one inch off of the ground.

Think you can get a better angle

This angle is all wrong. Jesus!

Set direction

Envisioning potential for filming a scene.

Star

A little more light over here, please!

Location scout

Location scout.

While I was under the impression Mr. Bear was taking charge for my well-being, he had other ideas…

No, seriously. Film me.

No, seriously. Film me. NOW.

Lighting Director

More light shining on me, please!

So not moving.

CUT! She’s blocking my good side.

Pretty pussy

Puurfectly primped pussy poised for an interview.

After all of the spotlight stealing, Tedstar needed a cattail to take the edge off.

Cattail time.

Being a cat star is beyond exhausting.

After resting his weary paws, TB realized he was one pooped pussy and decided it was a wrap (such a diva already).

Pooped pussy.

No pawtographs, please.

Upon waking up the next morning, I could tell Ted was wondering where the fabulous lighting had gone as he cruised from room to room looking for our mini manse guests.

Since he’s so lonesome for the camera, I make him feel better every other minute by shouting –

“Lights! Camera! Teddy!”

CBXB

CBXB!

43 thoughts on “Pussy Producer

  1. Excellent! Although, I’d have to ask for a pawtograph. It’s just too much fun to say!

  2. If we only knew what they were thinking. However, you may have a good handle on translations. I’m going to send you pics of my pussy and see what can be said about his train of thought.

    That comment was really uncomfortable to write for some reason. I’ve never referred to Lou as my pussy. Yes, I suppose my pussy has a name.

    Keep up the great posts, and I hope your head is feeling better.

    • Thanks Christopher!
      And please send me pics of your pussy (and now I see why you thought it was uncomfortable to write – how about I say pussy cat?) and I will try to translate the best that I can. I love that your cat’s name is Lou, by the way.
      And my head is better – no more ache, so I’m feeling foxy!

  3. vudragovich says:

    I love the term pawtographs! But no shots of him lounging and getting his kitten rest? I bet he was getting cranky after being awake for 32 minutes!

  4. CoCo says:

    Aw Teddy! Watch out, you might have a diva on your hands!

  5. I pray nothing happens to you as Ted will never make it in the wild.

  6. John says:

    Hmmmm – what are we capturing here….

  7. Phil Lanoue says:

    Uh oh, has show biz gone to a certain boy’s head? Already?
    If he gets one of those high power Hollywood agents it’s all over.
    I can just imagine some of the demands now, hell the catering bill alone will be astronomical!

    • The catering bill is already astronomical, Phil!
      This cat has not only been featured on jumbotrons, in Times Square AND with President Obama, he now can sit and admire his own furry ass on the boob tube.
      I’m in BIG trouble. BIG.

  8. markbialczak says:

    When does Teddy get his kitty-sized director’s chair, with his name on the back? You are something else, CBXB.

  9. filbio says:

    With a title like Pussy Producer he really should direct porn!

  10. Looks ready for his close up!

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