The Perfect Pussy

Every morning, the furry little love of my life likes to help transform me from blurry eyed to bushy-tailed. Since we are all well aware of his flawless purrfection, Teddy dictates my morning makeup routine, whipping my face into presentable shape.

Maybe it's Maybelline

Easy, breezy, beautiful, Cover Cat.

The process begins with Ted using my vanity as his own personal aerobics studio (it’s mirrored and naturally he loves looking at himself), prancing around all of my accessories, making it next to impossible for me to see the mirror I so desperately need to use.

Mirror block

Cat blocking the mirror.

Upon completion of his workout (and once he’s wasted ten seconds of my precious morning routine), he tip toes over my eye liners to catch some rays.

Feels so good when it hits the face.

Feels so good when it hits the face.

When his sunbathing is over, Tedstar promptly sets out in selecting my eyeshadow for the day.

Hmm...

Hmm…

Once we’ve agreed on a hue, he oh-so-carefully directs me in its application.

Yeah, that looks good.

Yep, that looks good.

Approved

Pussy approved face.

All of the energy exerted for his five second workout, bask in the sun and project management of making my face presentable takes a toll and TB tends to fall asleep standing up.

So tiring being a makeup artist.

Being pretty is exhausting.

Getting a quick second wind after a two minute cat nap, Mr. Ted E. Bear moves on with the rest of his day as I dress for work.

This starts by lounging on my glittery pink hamper. Which is the exact spot I will find Mr. Handsome in when I come home from a long day.

Beautification complete.

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.

As you can see it’s a daunting act, being your mother’s beauty director every morning. But being a perfect pussy is obviously much harder work.

Just look at Ted.

CBXB

CBXB!

37 thoughts on “The Perfect Pussy

  1. It must be so nice to have his help in the morning. I am digging the red hamper.

  2. VivBlogs says:

    It’s hard being perfect.

  3. FreeUrCloset says:

    Ahhh it’s so hard being a cat … We think Tedster’s earned his 1,847,658,489,475 naps today 😼! XOXO N & N

  4. He is so adorable!! Lots of cuddles to Teddy from me 🙂

    http://www.sweetcandydreamer.com

  5. Good thing Ted doesn’t require that he taste test every cosmetic before it makes an appearance on your face…or decide HE needs to wash your face his way.

  6. markbialczak says:

    Teddy is looking a bit andro after his beauty routing with you, CBXB. David Bowie-like, a classic look. He’s the cat’s meow.

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