I’ve never met a photo I couldn’t bomb.
Being that this is one of my sparkling qualities and photo bombing is a dying art, I take great care in honing this skill down to perfection.
Want a nice selfie for a LinkedIn profile photo?
Or perhaps a profile pic for Facebook?
Or maybe a cute selfie for Twitter?
How about capturing a moment with a friend you see never?
Want to commemorate a celebration, hoping to get a pic good enough to frame?
Or maybe you wanted to document the time a friend had swine flu and got to wear a face mask to a wedding.
It’s impossible to snap a pic of you enjoying a sunny Nashville day with me around.
On a girls trip and want one goddamn picture without me in it?
A sweet photo of a couple can be all kinds of ruined by my ability to be a complete jackass.
Trying to capture the lovely lamp you admire and would like to remember?
Want a photo with your two raven haired, gorgeous daughters for a Christmas card?
Think you spot a famous person in Nashville and try to covertly whip your camera phone out?
I also have the ability to photo bomb famous guitar players.
Taking a shine to my innate ability to make a complete ass clown of myself, one of my blogging and Twitter besties, @WanderinPoet has created a webisode featuring yours truly entitled #TheBomb on Twitter.
As you can see by the first two episodes, my knack for being able to ruin a photo is still going strong…
Come join on the photo bombing fun with @WanderinPoet.
Next time you’re prepping for a pic, peek over your shoulder to be sure I’m not hovering…