Much to my unembarrassed delight, it seems as if I’m becoming known around the streets of Nashville for my crazy cat lady status.

This is Ted and I love him more than most humans. Deal with it or move on.
Last week, I was in the pharmacy (you know, where actual people get their medicine) picking up a prescription for my recently acquired sick ass stray kitty, New Cat.
Wanting to put a paper bag over my head when I heard “New Cat, New Cat, your prescription is ready,” over the loud-speaker in Walgreens, I assured myself that this couldn’t have been a blip in the pharmacist’s radar of unusual medicinal refills.
WRONG.
I went to pick up my own personal prescription this weekend and, well, I got a handwritten note from the pharmacist accompanying my refill.
The lady at the register commented that the pharmacist must remember me from a previous visit. Oh, no shit Sherlock?
My Iowa twins thought the story was simply hilarious.
Ma came in to soothe nerves and further extend the celebration of my birthday month week.
Of course I didn’t mind being a tad spoiled…
Due to all of the glitter on the gifts, I was able to shine bright like a diamond the rest of the day with the copious amount of pink sparkle on my jeans.
Taking my upgraded fancy pants out and about, we invested in a few birthday cocktails.
Perusing through my gifts the next morning, I got a little tangled in my new Beats by Dre headphones.
Possibly the best birthday gift of all this year? A long-lost scrunchie (yes I said scrunchie) that I wear to bed nightly reappeared with my mom after her last trip to Iowa (I was for sure my dogphew ate it).
All of the tangled excitement and scrunchie fever had me exhausted before noon.

Thanks for the over-partied recovery mask Enchanted Seashells!
Here’s hoping you have a week filled with non-crazy cat ladies and lots of springtime fun.
Cheers!
CBXB
I like your Beats by Dre headphones, great gift!
They are awesome! And being that their neon pink doesn’t hurt, either. π
Hey, I have to pick up a prescription for Blitz at Wal-Mart after work. So far no one has called me the “dogman.” At least to my face anyway. Some how “catwoman” sounds better than “dogman.” At least Catwoman is a super villianess, so she’s at least super.
You do have a point there, my friend. I do happen to take my “catwoman” moniker with a heart full of pride no matter how embarrassing I should really be!
That’s right, stand proud Catwoman!
BTW, I go get Blitz’s Rx at Wally World and I also pick up several boxes of Gas X (like Beano). It is a secret ingredient for Blitz’s homemade dog food. Yes, I know high maintenance dog and no I don’t like making dog food. So I’m walking through the store heading for the avocados when I run into an ex-employee. Did I mention that I had to fire him last year. So we made small talk while I’m standing there with an armful of Gas X. I think Dogman would have been an improvement.
STOP IT! I bet you the ex-employee thought his karma was rockin’ when he saw you with an arm of Gas X! I love that Blitz is just as high maintenance as Ted when it comes to their diet. I’ll always think of you as Dogman, not Gasman.
Thanks……I think.
Haha wow this is too funny! xx
Yeah, funny and sad all rolled into one! π
What a story about the pharmacist calling you cat woman (if you were living with 25 cats, you only are the proud owner of two π ! Loved your outfit, very gorgeous, have a great Wednesday ! Xxx
Oh yes…the pharmacist has me pegged, doesn’t he?! Thank you my friend. Have a fabulous evening yourself!
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Gurrl, just wait till you get a reality show. How is Teddy dealing with the new pussy?
Teddy is tolerating the new pussy. But mostly in the “I’m way too old for this butt sniffing shit” kind of annoyed big brother way. The fur has flown but in small amounts, so that’s good..I hope!
No denying you are the Cat Woman now! And how cool are your parents to buy you Beats?! Are they interested in adopting a 30-something? π
I KNOW they’d be interested in adopting you. Better relo your family to Nashville STAT!