My pussy cat Mr. Ted E. Bear loves to hate me.
Truth.
For some odd reason, even though I shower the little love of my life with more affection than a newborn human, he can be so bitchy. Many times when I’d like to scoop him up for a photo-op, he loves me not.
Bitch please.
Still not loving me.
Getting cheeky.
Forced to love me.
Face of defeat.
Teddy gets extremely annoyed with football season, as every Saturday becomes a drunken moonshine guzzling family affair and he isn’t afraid to showcase his disdain.
No pussy love for tailgating.
But what I can’t understand is Ted’s pissy behavior when I force him into his Sunday best…
Loves me not.
Or dress him up in a bee costume…
Desperately wanting to sting his mother.
Or make him be a version of Robin Thicke to my Miley.
Love me not.
For sure hates my guts.
What I do know is that regardless of whatever giddy up I shove Tedstar into, he always warms up (after some treats are dispersed – green peas are his fave), comes back around (once I have thoroughly massaged between his ears, under his chin with the grande finale of a belly rub) and gets in the saddle once again to be my constant sidekick.
He’ll claw a bitch.
So no matter how much my pussy love to hate me, we always kiss and make up.
Loves me?
Whether he likes it or not.
CBXB
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Some day he will run away from home and live under a bridge somewhere with a homeless person, just so you won’t dress him up anymore. Then it will fall on New Cat to dress up. Ted will be twerkin’ out of sheer delight! :O
If Ted ever ran away, he would be running right back after one night out on his ‘own’. And then jump into the costumes, as he’d of course be jealous if he saw New Cat taking over his role!
A cat with an ungrateful attitude?! It can’t be possible!
I know, it’s unbelievable!
OK -the title here is kind of pornographic. Nothing wrong with that, but do you have to torture poor Ted with those outfits? That bumble bee one is a riot. He looks over it.
Ted is in constant agony over every single thing I do to him. But being that I’m a cray cat lady, I have to thrust him into costumes. What kind of crazy would I be if I didn’t?! And the porno title made ya look!
We never tire of Teddy posts because they’re freakn’ hilarious! Keep them coming.
Teddy can’t help his hystericalness. He just isn’t in on the joke sometimes….