My Pussy Loves Me, He Loves Me Not

My pussy cat Mr. Ted E. Bear loves to hate me.

All I do.

Truth.

For some odd reason, even though I shower the little love of my life with more affection than a newborn human, he can be so bitchy.Β  Many times when I’d like to scoop him up for a photo-op, he loves me not.

Kiss me fool

Bitch please.

Still not loving me.

Cheek bite

Getting cheeky.

Forced to love me.

Wranlge

Face of defeat.

Teddy gets extremely annoyed with football season, as every Saturday becomes a drunken moonshine guzzling family affair and he isn’t afraid to showcase his disdain.

Not football friendly. Tailgate fail.

No pussy love for tailgating.

But what I can’t understand is Ted’s pissy behavior when I force him into his Sunday best…

Can't

Loves me not.

Or dress him up in a bee costume…

Help

Desperately wanting to sting his mother.

Or make him be a version of Robin Thicke to my Miley.

Myself

Love me not.

Money shot!

For sure hates my guts.

What I do know is that regardless of whatever giddy up I shove Tedstar into, he always warms up (after some treats are dispersed – green peas are his fave), comes back around (once I have thoroughly massaged between his ears, under his chin with the grande finale of a belly rub) and gets in the saddle once again to be my constant sidekick.

Always got my back.

He’ll claw a bitch.

So no matter how much my pussy love to hate me, we always kiss and make up.

Kiss and make up.

Loves me?

Whether he likes it or not.

CBXB

CBXB!

 

31 thoughts on “My Pussy Loves Me, He Loves Me Not

  1. John says:

    So fun! Looks like you almost got your tongue hooked in the Miley photo…

  2. CoCo says:

    Omg, I love Ted’s outfits. Cats always make the best faces once you dress them. I’m not sure if it’s sad or funny that I know this (Ken has a scarf and winter hat, as well as a bow-tie)

    • Ken feels Teddy’s pain! πŸ™‚ I’m glad to hear I’m not the only one who makes my cat play dress up. I think they make more of a “I’m going to kill you later” face than sad – which in turn I think is hilarious!

  3. Teddy has more outfits than I’ve got. πŸ™‚ The bee one is hilarious.

  4. Tracy says:

    You kill me!!!!!!!!

  5. VivBlogs says:

    Maybe there’s some glare on my phone but I have to say, Ted’s years look rather pinned to me.

  6. That boy can throw some shade for sure. He needs to be the new grumpy bitchy kitty!

  7. V says:

    That Miley/Robin Thicke photo cracks me up! Can you say best couples costume ever?

  8. I read your post this morning and have had Martina’s “my baby/pussy loves me” in my head all day. In some pics, he looks mad and in some, just resigned to the fact that he will make you pay at some point.

    • Sorry for the song stuck in your head! That can be the worst.
      After putting up a bit of a fight, Ted typically resorts to the “I’ll make you pay…” face. And then of course I’m cleaning up some kind of surprise later!

  9. Adorable, I love his stylish outfits.

  10. FreeUrCloset says:

    We never tire of Teddy posts because they’re freakn’ hilarious! Keep them coming.

  11. OK -the title here is kind of pornographic. Nothing wrong with that, but do you have to torture poor Ted with those outfits? That bumble bee one is a riot. He looks over it.

    • Ted is in constant agony over every single thing I do to him. But being that I’m a cray cat lady, I have to thrust him into costumes. What kind of crazy would I be if I didn’t?! And the porno title made ya look!

  12. Phil Lanoue says:

    A cat with an ungrateful attitude?! It can’t be possible!

  13. Some day he will run away from home and live under a bridge somewhere with a homeless person, just so you won’t dress him up anymore. Then it will fall on New Cat to dress up. Ted will be twerkin’ out of sheer delight! :O

  14. […] A gourd suited for my high maintenance pussy, Prince Ted. […]

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