My job doesn’t suck.
When my boss asked me if I could play host on a tour bus to a festival in Jacksonville, FL this weekend it took all of .02 seconds for me to respond with a yes.
Actually, I think I screamed, “OH HELLS YEAH!”
You know, me being oh so classy and all.
While this weekend home on wheels rocks, it’s my job to stuff it with nothing but high quality snacks. I spent almost the entire morning trying to strong-arm my cart around the grocery store.
But of course I lent my expertise the utmost important component of this trip…
It’s good to have a belly full of cocktails before you crawl into the crevice otherwise known as a bunk on the bus.
Although most of my time will be spent in the front lounge area talking, snacking, talking, cocktailing and looking at myself in the ceiling mirror.
So you can bet your ass folks will be wondering why the hostess is on the floor most of the weekend.
As soon as my back hit the floor, I wondered which rock star used this area to put the mirrors to use…and then jumped up so fast, I almost gave myself whiplash.
But not before I captured a photo, of course.
Cheers to the weekend!