My job doesn’t suck.
Backstage pass perks that sometimes come along with my paycheck.
When my boss asked me if I could play host on a tour bus to a festival in Jacksonville, FL this weekend it took all of .02 seconds for me to respond with a yes.
Actually, I think I screamed, “OH HELLS YEAH!”
You know, me being oh so classy and all.
My chariot awaits.
While this weekend home on wheels rocks, it’s my job to stuff it with nothing but high quality snacks. I spent almost the entire morning trying to strong-arm my cart around the grocery store.
Who needs caviar when you can have Doritos?
But of course I lent my expertise the utmost important component of this trip…
Putting my liquor brilliance to good use.
It’s good to have a belly full of cocktails before you crawl into the crevice otherwise known as a bunk on the bus.
A non-restful night’s sleep awaits yours truly.
My graceful attempt to squeeze my ass in a bunk last year.
Although most of my time will be spent in the front lounge area talking, snacking, talking, cocktailing and looking at myself in the ceiling mirror.
Best. Ceiling. Ever.
So you can bet your ass folks will be wondering why the hostess is on the floor most of the weekend.
Mirror Mirror on the ceiling, does anyone else find this appealing?
As soon as my back hit the floor, I wondered which rock star used this area to put the mirrors to use…and then jumped up so fast, I almost gave myself whiplash.
But not before I captured a photo, of course.
Cheers to the weekend!
CBXB
Cowboys and Crossbones 
Awesome…your fun and fabulous!
Easy to seem fabulous on a tour bus! 🙂
Daaamn. Nice wheels, kid. Styling!
Us classy ladies roll in style, ya dig?
Hmmm, drooling for Doritos chip. I haven’t had those for ages. Looking sexy on that mirror picture. Have fun!
You know Doritos are worth the calorie splurge every now and again!
Wonderful…………You have a really great job and you’re right about Doritos ! That’s a very funny photo with you on the ground looking into the ……… 🙂 🙂 !
Snacks are the most important aspect of a road trip! No matter if you’re traveling via bus, car, plane or train! My job is really fun and I have a great time doing it!
I really do imagine 🙂 ! Xxx
OMG how much am I looking forward to the next post?!?!?!
Hope the weekend makes Rolling Stone look like Sesame Street!
HA! It was indeed a doozie of a weekend. Especially with the type of crowd country music seems to lure to shows. I had more fun people watching than anything all weekend (especially with a Skinny Pirate in hand).
After careful examination of your photos, I believe you are pretty much well stocked with booze and snacks. So I have to declare that…job well done!
Have fun! (yeah right, you need me to remind you of that)
I looked at this comment you left often over the weekend to remind me to have fun. So thank you for your help! 🙂
Quite an enviable ‘job’, I would say. I’m sure you’ll be a BIG hit. 🙂
You know, while it seems like this would be the most difficult of all employment positions, I somehow seem to muddle through it. With the help of a few cocktails, naturally!
Red solo cup and mirror mirror on the wall. Hey yah!
You know that’s how us classy ladies roll!
New post just rolled out. Tell me if you think you’re in it?!?
ROLL OUT!
It is just a weekend of hostess drinking. .. Why is there a place to sleep? You know Mr Ted is going to require mucho imported duck&peas. New kat… sure you can figure it out. Pink hair to play w maybe?
I’m being punished by the kit cats! I’m pouring duck and peas out my wazoo and New Kat…he’s happy to play with pink hair AND climb every possible thing imaginable in my mini manse in order for me to never rip an eyeball off of him. Up to no good these two after I’ve been hostessing (er…drinking) the weekend away!