Heading to a Nelly show this past weekend called for some extreme primping measures. Band aids, crowns and an overload of vodka did the trick.
Wouldn’t be a road trip without a roadie now would it?
Of course we needed a bathroom break halfway through our hour long journey and loaded up on liquids and napkins (you know, in case of sloppy accidents in the car).
While we were in attendance to see Florida Georgia Line, I couldn’t help but be a tad more excited to see Nelly, who was the opening act. And if you’re sitting there wondering why in the hell Nelly was opening for a country duo, together they had a gigantic hit last summer called, “Cruise.” And yes, the crowd was a terribly interesting mix of red necks, hip hop lovers and idiot college kids with their pants down to their ankles. Luckily for me, I have a big ass and wear skinny jeans, so no worries about my rear hanging out, FYI.
This chick and I busted a move to the front row to see our fave rapper.
Being that I was able to keep all of my clothes on while oogling Nelly (who very clearly needs to work out), I worked up quite a thirst and almost started crying tears of joy upon seeing my new favorite place on earth.
Not only able to dispense booze out of a window, they also happily cooled us down with a bag of ice.
Chilling myself down enough to sleep off my Friday fun, I awoke to bright smiles from the Iowa twins on Saturday.

Gigi, Princess B and Gma keeping it cute.
Trying out new spots in Nashville on Saturday night, I found my dream bathroom vanity full of nothing but glaringly bright lights and therefore held a brief photo shoot, like every other grown ass woman doesn’t do in between other restroom visitors.
It was a gorgeous sunset and my annoying ass inserted my gigantic noggin into the photo trying to be captured.

Photo-boming my own city.
Sunday called for a lazy day at a fancy schmancy hotel pool, where I busted a move to my personal ghetto blaster.
It was extremely hard to move from the lounge chair at the end of the day but the appearance of hotel staff closing down the pool made it easier.
It was time to go anyhow because aside from my two monster fur balls awaiting my arrival, I recently acquired five new babies.
A bird has been baking five little eggs since Memorial Day weekend on my mini manse porch.
And now I am the proud foster mom to five baby birds who cheep, cheep, cheep constantly in unison while their mama bird seems to bring them endless bites of food.
I’m slowly turning into this…
Only my action figure should probably read Cray Cray Animal Lady since I’ve recently rescued a cat, a tick and now, these birds.
Help…
CBXB
So amzing and cool the photo of where you nearly lost your band-aid !! Congrats with your new house animals hope they’ll let you sleep with their cheep cheep……….hahaha ! LOve your bikini 🙂 🙂 !
My new house birdies have cheep, cheep, cheeped their way off of the porch and are now flying high! Teddy and New Cat are very happy, as they can now go back out onto the porch!
Hahahah…………. 🙂 🙂 !
I really want a live TeddyCam to watch what he does when you’re travelling. Probably all kinds of things you’ll find weeks down the line.
I’m seriously considering getting some sort of camera contraption for Ted. His hijinx may make him more of a star than he already thinks he is!
OMG OMG OMG Nelly?!?!?!? IT is getting hot in herrrrrre – loved him then, love him last summer (gotta love when every single genre goes country)!
Um, that ladies room well lit mirror was fab-U-lous!
Stella weekend rockstar!
xo
I’ve decided that I am going to marry Nelly. And make him walk around shirtless at all times in the mega manse that we’d share. And you would be required to sit your hot ass poolside and drink champs with me all day.
I am suddenly willing to jump into the complex world of matchmaking. WIth you and Nelly. Only.
And I am not accepting anything less than success, POOLSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!
DEAL!
Yes, we are guilty of the bathroom selfie as well! ;P
Dying over that crazy cat lady action figure set, lmaoooo gf, where did you find it?? xoxo
My gal G found the action figure set. I was ultra flattered she thought of me as an action figure!
More sexy bikini pics please and I’ll forgive you for seeing Nelly!
C’mon! It was fun to re-live the mid-2000s for about 40 minutes!
For one quick second I thought you wrote that you were taking extreme pimping measures for the Nelly concert. Then I saw that ‘r.’
Better, CBXB. Damn, work wife and real wife looked hot in the front row. You guys needed that drive through bag o’ ice or you would have heat stroked for sure.
Good weekend with the twinsies and a pool day and baby birds. No sleep for you, huh?
No sleep for me is right. Until tonight. When I hope to get about 12 hours….fingers crossed the cats stay silent…yeah right.
I should have left the ‘r’ out – woulda made for better vocabulary, especially in regard to a Nelly show!
Hahaha loving the cat lady doll!!
I hope your new furkids have a better survival rate then my did….those little birdies decided to leave the nest to soon and went SPLAT…ugh I hated it!!!
Oh no! I’m hoping that doesn’t happen with these furkids. I’ve quarantined the cats off of the porch for the last month, so paws crossed they all fly away happily and my fat ass cats can go back to sunbathing!
….Ida held up that damn liquor drive up …I mean …HELL-O shuga! There woulda been some honkin goins on and a you know. He lookin quite top shelfish to meeee…heyyy…
See, I just knew we were cut from the same cloth! PLUS the drive-thru boy was k-ute!
luv ur bikini!! (and ur posts lol!!!)
Thank you! Bikini on super sale at Victoria’s Secret. Gotta love a cheap swimsuit! 🙂