It’s funny how a nickname can commence.
I’m sure my parent’s hearts burst with pride knowing that I’ve obtained a substitute moniker that refers to my favorite rum, Captain Morgan.
I’m not sure the exact moment I fell head over heels for Captain but when the mix of this piquant rum and Diet Coke crossed my lips for the first time, the love of a Skinny Pirate was born and I’ve had one in hand almost ever since.
You see, Skinny Pirates are just the perfect accompaniment to any life situation…
As you can see, my favorite libation is never far from my reach and Captain is suitable in addressing me.
As my favorite pirate says, “To live, love and loot!”
You’d better cheers with me or this Captain will give you the boot.