Driving a boat at Lake of the Ozarks
Is a party girl from Tennessee
As cousins gather every Fourth
To be with family
From Jell-O shots
With whipped cream
Constant fights over the mic
To sing karaoke
Trivial Pursuit winners, always reign supreme
From new tattoos
To pool dunks
With drunken dancers around a hunk
Our favorite toy is the aqua bar
That prevents us from floating too far…
And I’m proud to be from my family
Where at least I can be me
And they never, ever let me forget
Just how handy my booty can be
Cousins blowing their muscles up
Next to me
So I won’t cry and feel left out
There ain’t no doubt I love my clan
Thank God for my family!
CBXB
Cowboys and Crossbones 
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Adore your family-love and the photos were so fun and original, be always the special person who you are 🙂 🙂 !
You are so very sweet! I am a lucky girl with such a fun family. Don’t know what I’d do without them!
Happy Birthday USA! Hope you had a great July 4th! Party on!
Right back at you Mr. NYC. I partied until my liver pooped out on me. And am now on a water based diet until Friday…or maybe tonight.
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Thank you! What’s the point if times aren’t fun?! 🙂
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Happy Independence Day to you and your family. Wish I was there for the celebrations, but this time next year, we will be. 🙂
Woohoo! Looking forward to sharing a Skinny Pirate and a manicure with you after the move!
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Such a unique way of telling stories, you have; and I know I’ve said that before. This was a really, really cool post. You seem to be surrounded by a lot of positivity.
Thanks for the compliment, Mr. Malone! While I am no where close to being eloquent a writer as you, your kind words just made my month! 🙂 And I’m in a continual tornado of positivity and laughs when my entire family is around. Pretty fun for me!
Oh, I don’t consider myself eloquent, m’dear. Thank you, kindly. 🙂
If Sharknado and Crossbonado were in a whirlwind of a fight, your positivity will triumph every time. Instead of spouting sharks, you’ll emit cute and cuddly cats that are armored with pink gear. We’ll be kickin’ back drinkin’ spirits in no time.
Regardless, your live sounds like a blast.
Um, hello! I think you and I could be partners in crime with your Crossbonado vs. Sharknado concept. I’m thinking movie event of the year! I mean, how could folks resist cute and cuddly cats armored in pink gear? HOW?!?!?!
You seem to have the most awesome family! I’ve considered introducing jello-shots to my family too, but not really sure they are ready for it yet:)
MM! You should totally introduce Jell-O shots to your family…just do it in moderation. I even got Grandma to try one with a little whipped cream. My family is pretty awesome – I’m a very lucky girl!