My gal pal, who is as pretty, preppy and classy as a Kate Spade clutch and I were recently killing time while waiting on a concert to commence. And what do ladies do when bored?
Conduct a photo shoot at the table, naturally.
The photographer gave us strict instructions on how to pose for each pic with each of our interpretations having wide range.
Pose #1. Wacky
Kate Spade went for jazz hands, while I went for the trashtacular Miley Cyrus pose.
Take 1: Beauty and the Beast – Peace Out.
Pose #2. Sexy
I chose a facial expression which made me resemble a middle-aged woman who just had her lips plumped. Very becoming, I know. Kate Spade went for gangsta cute, which I think she nailed.
Take 2: Beauty and the Beast – Simply irresistible.
Pose #3. Surprise
Naturally I went all out with my photo bombing face. Ms. Spade was unsure of what to do, so she studied my mad skills while I held the pose for a solid six seconds. I don’t even think I blinked.
Beauty taking a gander at the Beast’s hand/eye/mouth coordination abilities.
Kate Spade went for a scary surprise, while I was able to keep my “look how big my mouth is and white my teeth are when I wear red lipstick and how I’ve been able to keep my jazz hands as wide as possible due to show choir in high school” pose.
Take 3: Classy, accompanied by wide-mouthed white trash.
You know my beastly ways try to keep everything sophisticated.
Always.
CBXB
Cowboys and Crossbones 
I enjoyed this post speaking about different poses and it was hilarious your expression of the trashtacular pose and how you describe the sexy pose of you…….fun ! No one can do the last pose like you do so great, it always makes me so laughing 🙂 🙂 !
I’ve mastered the last pose, that’s for damn sure! Although Ford Modeling Agency hasn’t called to sign me yet. Weird.
Noo, you are too beautiful for them,they can’t handle it 🙂 !
So many emotions, wow, is this method acting? ; )))
Yes. It’s method acting at its finest, as you can see. We crammed all of our skills into a 36 second session. I know, I know, you’re impressed.
SO impressed ❤
Yay for that Miley Cyrus pose! Did he also ask you to twerk?
No twerking – or I would have cleared the bar. 🙂