My gal pal, who is as pretty, preppy and classy as a Kate Spade clutch and I were recently killing time while waiting on a concert to commence. And what do ladies do when bored?
Conduct a photo shoot at the table, naturally.
The photographer gave us strict instructions on how to pose for each pic with each of our interpretations having wide range.
Pose #1. Wacky
Kate Spade went for jazz hands, while I went for the trashtacular Miley Cyrus pose.
Pose #2. Sexy
I chose a facial expression which made me resemble a middle-aged woman who just had her lips plumped. Very becoming, I know. Kate Spade went for gangsta cute, which I think she nailed.
Pose #3. Surprise
Naturally I went all out with my photo bombing face. Ms. Spade was unsure of what to do, so she studied my mad skills while I held the pose for a solid six seconds. I don’t even think I blinked.
Kate Spade went for a scary surprise, while I was able to keep my “look how big my mouth is and white my teeth are when I wear red lipstick and how I’ve been able to keep my jazz hands as wide as possible due to show choir in high school” pose.
You know my beastly ways try to keep everything sophisticated.
Always.
CBXB
I enjoyed this post speaking about different poses and it was hilarious your expression of the trashtacular pose and how you describe the sexy pose of you…….fun ! No one can do the last pose like you do so great, it always makes me so laughing 🙂 🙂 !
I’ve mastered the last pose, that’s for damn sure! Although Ford Modeling Agency hasn’t called to sign me yet. Weird.
Noo, you are too beautiful for them,they can’t handle it 🙂 !
So many emotions, wow, is this method acting? ; )))
Yes. It’s method acting at its finest, as you can see. We crammed all of our skills into a 36 second session. I know, I know, you’re impressed.
SO impressed ❤
Yay for that Miley Cyrus pose! Did he also ask you to twerk?
No twerking – or I would have cleared the bar. 🙂