My Nashville weekend was full of cats (naturally), a little singing, snacks and all kinds of cocktails.
Being that I was about to piss my pants upon entering my mini manse Friday after work, I was unable to stop and conduct my typical greeting to my adoring felines. Not having any of that, Mr. Needypants wouldn’t leave me alone for all of 32 seconds to go to the bathroom.
After showering New Cat with the appropriate affection on the toilet, I rushed around as was hosting a vocal rehearsal for No Name Band and needed to pull the proper ingredients for a successful evening.
While all of the rehearsal shenanigans were taking place inside, these two couldn’t have cared less what was going on.
Earlier in the day, I received a brand new (to me) queen size bed (I’ve been sleeping double my entire adult life) for free and was beyond excited to give it the first test run.
Being that the bed is solid as a rock…I got about two hours of sleep. But beggars can’t be choosy, right?
While visiting my folks this past weekend, I gave little Elvis a manicure, which he was none-too-thrilled about receiving.
It turns out that my niece, Princess B does a pretty good imitation of her feline uncle.
Although Father’s Day was a month ago and I am absolutely behind on gift giving (I just like to streeeeetch a holiday out, OK?) I lovingly wrapped up Dad’s gift in my fave hue.
I couldn’t stop laughing my ass off at my nephew Prince B, who just learned the meaning of ‘cheese’ before a photo.
Saturday evening called for some low-key cocktails and company.
After a few libations, we got the Moonshine-a-Rita out for a taste testing.
Naturally, I couldn’t just stop with one Boob Juice shot.
And the over consumption of moonshine lead to (no, not clothes falling off – get your head out of the damn gutter!) photo bombing.
All of the party shenanigans made NC feel drunk by association.
Once we had a leaning chair calling for someone to sit in, we decided it was time to call the sober drivers.
Detoxing by the pool was a fabulous way to spend Sunday.
In between sips of a bloody mary and dips in the pool, I ran to my fave Hallmark store to purchase a must-have ornament.
I couldn’t wait to get my hands on this year’s Christmas Vacation ornament, which did not disappoint.
After the holiday shopping spree and the pool, I was greeted back to the mini manse with two feuding felines on the porch.
Giving my precious pussies a lecture in love, I showed them the sibling fondness occurring in Iowa.
Apparently the visual sunk in, as this is how we spent the rest of our Sunday.
Here’s hoping your week is off to a fabulous start!