My Mom Kicks Ass

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Today is your birthday, Mom and here’s a poem for you.

Favorite pictures from the past are always a hoot,

This one is my favorite although I look like a goof.

Yo Mama

Often times through the years we looked so cute,

Good times

But sometimes I see photos I wish we could color mute.

Did a rainbow throw up on this picture?!

You’ve lead us through the sea of life,

In the sea of life, you taught me how to keep my head above water...

Like a bright, shining, ray of light.

Made mon Russ

While two girls were just perfect for our close knit clan,

Yo Mama

You were thrilled to add a son-in-law and then twins to the fam!

Fun Day Father's Day!

You’re a party girl at heart,

And everyone always wants you around when the fun starts.

Taught me the value of a good cheers!

You taught me the importance of good cheer

And how to dance with jazz hands showing no fear.

And how to keep the party going strong!

Some folks were jealous of me, having you as my mom

And I don’t blame them one bit because you’re the bomb!

Like mother, like daughter!

So for some birthday fun, put your dancing shoes on

For tomorrow night we’re going downtown to get our honky tonk on!

Love you!



32 thoughts on “My Mom Kicks Ass

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  2. SerachShiro says:

    So sweet this lovely post and I appreciate it a lot that you are so fund of your mum, she certainly gave you the positive gift to smile and have fun !! 🙂

  3. markbialczak says:

    Happy Birthday, CBXB’s Mom! You gave her the first birth day present back when … your good looks for the rest of her life! Enjoy your big night out, pretty women.

  4. Nancy Brown says:

    I am so lucky to have her for my sister!

  5. Mitzie Mee says:

    Happy birthday to your mom! Lots of cheers and jazz hands from Denmark:)

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