National Teddy B…er, I Mean Cat Day

It’s National Cat Day folks.

This is the biggest holiday of my year (don’t judge) as most of you know just how cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs I am about my pussy, Teddy B.  He’s the yin to my yang. The side to my kick. The “me” to my “ow”.   So in a dire attempt to make my furball love me all the more, I present you with an ode to the best bear on the planet…


Oh Ted you bring so much joy and good cheer,

Even when your piercing looks could kill.

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Always a sport when I dress you up,

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You never lose your cool when the costume fucks up.

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Cinco de Teddy was a highlight last year and

while I was sure we had matching sombreros,

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I’m pretty sure you were trying to figure out

how to pierce my heart with an arrow.

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Bunny ears aren’t your favorite as you made very clear,


So I made you a pirate, in which (I kinda think) you revered.

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Today is your day and in honor of you,

I will break out my finest kit cat attire.


I’ll be sure to slip on your favorite tie  –

before you try to murder me by hire.

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The night will be yours to do as you please.

Whether it includes Skinny Pirates, shots of Jell-O,

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or your favorite vino to help you chill and be mellow.


 Never once this year did you act blue

when we rescued New Cat

New Cat

and he permanently joined our crew.

Kitty Love

Celebrate you we will with all kinds of fun,

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As my Earth tends to revolve around your sun.

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Happy Teddy Bear Cat Day to all of our furiends!



16 thoughts on “National Teddy B…er, I Mean Cat Day

  1. SerachShiro says:

    the last photo is incredible beautiful of both of you and how tender is Tedstar as a pirate and with his little tie, love him !! 🙂 !

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  3. What a celebrity he is! Love the sombreros and the pirate’s outfit. Teddy must have a really tolerant nature, even though his face doesn’t say that is so. 🙂

  4. JMC813 says:

    Awwwwww. Pretty much purrrrrfect my friend. Ted is a star, and NC is a star on the rise. This means a lot coming from me, as you know I am not really a cat person. But through your blog their true personality shines. Well done CBXB.

    • We’ll make you a cat man one of these days! Or, we’ll just say you admire from a far, maybe? Thanks for sticking with posts even when they include my pussies!

      • JMC813 says:

        I am just not a domestic cat guy I guess, but I can make exceptions. Especially since I have an affinity for the regality and strength of the Mighty Lion. I swear I was one in a past life sometimes. I love your pussy posts BTW. LOL. They are part of your family and part of what makes you awesome. Happy belated Halloween. Hope it RAWKED out loud

      • I’m still in recovery. And I’m thrilled you like the pussy posts! 🙂

  5. markbialczak says:

    The hats are tremendous, CBXB! Happy Cat Day, Teddy and New Cat and your perfectly perfect Cat Lady Keeper. ❤

  6. stylentonic says:

    Love you Teddy! kisssss

  7. Everytime I see NC, I think of the batman building downtown. Teddy had his customary mad face on, I see.

    • Teddy has his customary mad face on 23 hours a day now. I just roll with it and pretend he’s smiling. SO funny you think NC looks like the batman building – and now that you mention it, he does! It’s the alert ears, I think.

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