Weekend Winks – Spanked

Losers Lane

Caution: losers ahead.

Friday started out simply fabulous with a chili cook-off at work. Being that I’m not much of a kitchen connoisseur, I opted to be a judge.


Eeny, meeny, miny….

Afterward it was time to go and prep for my dad’s birthday with assistance from my favorite pussy, of course.

Dad's birthday

What fun would wrapping be without a big fur ball in the way?

Meanwhile in Iowa, my twins were busy making their very first homemade pizza.

Pizza. Pizza.

Perfectly placing the sauce for Prince B.

Just. can't. wait.

While Princess B just. couldn’t. wait.

And the reactions to the ooey gooey goodness were cheesier than the cheese on their pizzas.


Happy pizza lover.

Not only was Saturday my dad’s birthday, it was also an Iowa Hawkeye game day.Β  My dad was so excited, he grew black and yellow hair overnight.

Jazz hands for celebrating and football

Two events in one day calls for jazz hands.

Birthday bonanza

Birthday bonanza spread.

Being that my Hawks won big last week, I expected no less this week as Iowa scored first and we happily stuck to our moonshine touchdown tradition.

Shot #1 was the only one done.

Who knew we’d basically be one and done?

Little did we know, those seven points would be the only time Iowa would touch the scoreboard until the end very of the game. So to make things more interesting while watching our team get spanked, we celebrated a birthday…

Stud's birthday

Double fisting gifts.

….we stuffed our faces with my dad’s self proclaimed “best batch of ribs ever”….

Best batch ever.

They tasted as good as they looked.

… I whipped out the Whopper pie I make every year in honor of Dad growing one year older…

One whopper of an annual pie.

My mix and freeze with ease pie.

… and we did sympathy/birthday/just because shots, as losing a game as badly as we did (14-51) to a mediocre team at best is no fun sober.

Sympathy shots

Another round of ‘shine, please!

While no sports fan wants to see their team to get their own asses handed to them, at least we were having some fun.

Loser Labe

Laughing losers.

Here’s hoping your week is off to a more winning start than mine.




19 thoughts on “Weekend Winks – Spanked

  1. SerachShiro says:

    You know how to party that I already know but also having fun when your team loose, respect πŸ™‚ ! Your father despite that had a great time and that’s what’s count !!

  2. Ouch! Yeah, didn’t Iowa lose like 73-7 or something like that? At least yo had booze to ease the pain!

  3. Aussa Lorens says:

    Aw oh my gosh, I think we just saw the source of all that CBXB fun!

  4. Happy birthday to your dad. Those ribs look scrumptious, and I’m sure the twins made an awesome pizza. πŸ™‚

  5. Those ribs look delicious! Nothing says happy birthday like Teddy claws in the birthday paper.

  6. JMC813 says:

    Bummer about the Hawkeyes. But at least there was another reason to celebrate. The spread looks awesome. Especially them ribs!!!! You peoples really know how to take the fun stuff seriously. Which means not being very serious at all, if ya get me. Keep on keepin’ on CBXB.

  7. At least you had plenty of fun even though you lost, that is quite a football tradition, moonshine shots~ I hope that doesn’t catch on in the south, the football fans are crazy enough as it is!! Your Dad looked like it was the best birthday ever!

  8. Looks amazing! I love the pink in your hair! xxx

  9. markbialczak says:

    Those best ribs ever sure would make that whuppin’ easier to take, I’d say. Wow do those look tasty! Great birthday for pops despite the Hawkeyes forgetting that the game lasts longer than the first drive, CBXB. πŸ™‚

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