Dirty Santa parties are fun. But they’re even more fun when played at work. With booze. Lots of booze.
In between Dirty Santa steals, I was honored to take part in my buddy Thing 1’s first ever selfie.
Thing 1 fell so in love with the idea of selfies, he kept snapping pictures of us instead of others.
And while we were in selfie heaven, virtual presents started rolling in for yours truly. My fellow cat lady Kimberly and her hubs found a perfect sized flask for all of my needs…
And this cute little starter kit keeps finding its way onto my Facebook page…Pete, Michelle, Mama CBXB and Aunt Crazy Pants have all seen these little faces and thought appropriate for me. Ted would like me to tell you to “go fuck yourself” (his words, not mine) as our hands are full with New Cat.
One of my besties, Princess Rosebud, (Enchanted Seashells herself!) snail mailed me a prezzie with the best gift tag ever…
My boss and his wife need to get to know me a little better because they gifted me this shit for Christmas…
Speaking of gifting, it was time to shell out my hard-earned $60 for prescription cat food (you know, low maintenance Ted has kitty Celiac’s disease) this weekend and New Cat acted like it was Christmas morning upon seeing the food bin full.
As my pussy was stuffing his tuxedo face, my sweet little Iowa niece Princess B was experiencing her first sugar cookie of the season.
Meanwhile, her brother Prince B was more interested in climbing ladders.
You wanna know why Nashville is so fun? It’s still ‘small’ enough that you can be out and about and run into peeps you know…like old gal pals from previous jobs.
Speaking of gal pals, it was First Mate’s birthday which most definitely called for some sneaky surprise celebrating (isn’t that the best way?).
Winding the weekend down called for some sexy CBXB lingerie. Being that it’s holiday time and I am in love with everything Griswold family, I slipped into the sexiest t-shirt I could locate…
Good thing this little guy could care less what I am wearing, just as long as he can lay on it.
Now go slip into something comfy and enjoy the rest of this holiday week.