Looking to wow the pants off your Valentine while not feeling like a beached whale?
Avoid the bloated feeling that accompanies over consumption of traditional pasta by substituting noodles with spaghetti squash. Yes, I said substitute pasta with a vegetable.
I thought this was a ridiculous idea until I tried it (as I was looking for ways to keep my skinny jeans buttoned) and realized that I could do without the over processed ingredient .
Here’s what you’ll need:
- One Spaghetti squash – I had to ask where the hell they were located at my grocery
- Choice of meat (if desired)
- Your favorite Italian sauce (I use canned – but low sodium!)
- Choice of cheese (if your heart beats for dairy like mine does.)
Prep:
- Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.
- Microwave the squash for about a minute. This will make it loads easier to cut and save your hand strength for opening that tightly sealed jar of sauce (that I have to ask the grocery clerk to open for me before I leave the damn store because I have zero hand strength).
- Cut the substitution spaghetti lengthwise.
- Once cut, scoop the seeds out of the middle .
- Once seeds have been removed, place halves on a cooking sheet.
- Bake for 45 minutes to an hour, depending on the size of your gourd.
- Cool for a few minutes and use a fork to create noodles.
- Place your ‘spaghetti noodles’ in a bowl.
- While your sketti is baking start on the non-strenuous sauce by pouring it in a pan and adding your choice of veggies and/or meats.

Typically, I add FreeBird chicken breast strips that can be found at Whole Foods (low in sodium and calories).
- Mix sauce and cooked meat, bring to a boil.
Once complete, serve immediately with or without cheese.
This cheesy version of sexy spaghetti will cost $10 (more or less depending on the meat), is gluten-free and has about 260 calories, 20 carbs and 11 grams of sugar overall per serving.
Now get out there in all your skinny glory and seduce someone.
CBXB
That looks delicious. Nice suggestion. You’re like a boozy Food Network star.
BEST. COMMENT. EVER.
I have heard of this, but never tried it. Now I have to, that looks scrumptious!!!
I was beyond skeptical but it really does trick you into thinking you’re eating pasta. UNLESS you like to twirl spaghetti noodles on a fork…then this isn’t for you! 🙂
I have never tried squash sketti, either, CBXB. Now I have to eat substitute healthy pasta AND paint my nails, thanks to you. Why I oughta …
Well, look at all of the new things you’re going to try! Toe nail polish AND a healthy alternative to pasta. You’re welcome!
Yummy! I will try that!!!!
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DYING to know how it goes over at your dinner table!
Awesome. Me likey Squashsketti. Once my healthfood habits are restored (workin on it) this will most likely be a staple. Love the idea. Thanks for looking out for us mama CBXB. Once again you would Kick Martha Stewarts ass in a cagefight. LOL.
Hieeeeee-ya! Take THAT Martha Stewart! I’ve actually fallen in love with spaghetti squash because it’s a sneaky way to incorporate a health food in an otherwise not-so-great for you dish. By substituting this for noodles, there’s so many more calories left over for Skinny Pirates!
I think what we are all wondering is if the squash noodles are al dente.
Kinda…it is a stretch to incorporate squash noodles into Italian…!
I don’t think everyone was wondering…I was just being a goof..ha. But ya, the squash is a good alternative to spaghetti noodles!
I knew you were being a goof! But, nothing can really replace al dente noodles, ya dig?
That looks amazing! I found some great fingernail art on Pinterest last night and it made me think of you.
Lemme guess…pink, sparkly or skull-infused?!
Pink with gold glitter!
The girls in the office love the look of this & want to try it out so will keep you posted
Oh please do! Once you get past the first bite, it really does seem like you’re eating pasta…and I like that I can have two servings (or more wine) since this is low-cal!
I knew that there would be alcohol in the post somewhere!
You posted a recipe. Now if you had gone with a Vodka sauce, I might have believed this was YOU, but now I’m not so sure…Or a pic of your skinny sketti served with a gallon of Skinny Pirates…What have you done with you??? 🙂
Oh how you know me WELL! I actually thought about throwing a box of wine in the background of a photo, so as not to confuse regular readers!
Photo shoot, haha! Do a little branding lol
Fantastic. I love recipes like this. When I went off carbs a while back I made spag bog with shredded cabbage. It worked a treat. The cabbage held the sauce and the texture was fine and I was getting more vegetables and fibre in my belly. #winning 😀
I never thought of using cabbage! I remember when you did low carb a little while back but must have missed the post. Did the cabbage keep you full?
It sure did. On its own it’s bland but with sauces and stuff it absorbs the flavours nicely.
I will look your recipe up to try!