May make Ted weep
He’ll meow and meow
Ruining my beauty sleep
A face worth cheating over?
His claws will come out
Aiming for my face
But I will hide
Behind this chug’s cute face
The look of a love affair.
My cheatin’ heart
May be the death of me
But I won’t tell Ted
if you promise not to…
Cowboys and Crossbones 
[…] not a party without a little drama – and you could cut the animal tension with a knife when sweet Precious rolled […]
🙂 I won’t tell him………….hihihi, I guess he already knows !!
Oh he knows…and he’s kind of in love!
[…] My heart still cheats… […]
Hey Teddy, listen to Uncle Mark. Sometimes life is ruff! Nice new friend, CBXB!
Teddy is taking your advice to heart! Had our little canine over again and all was good in the ‘hood!
[…] He has hired the #Krew to help resolve this dispute. […]
Dear Cowboys, Esquire.
I am #Krew, Esquire. I have been hired by Teddy to represent his interests in this dispute.
Teddy would like to remind one Cowboys of the contractual obligation entered into when the adoption was completed and ratified with all parties signatory to the document herein referred to as “Teddy Owns You”.
The “Teddy Owns You” document specifies:
1. No competing love interests.
2. Your bed is now his.
3. All your base belong to Teddy.
4. He gets first dibs on all food, luxury items, mundane items, household sundries, vacation destinations, massages, defleaing, and petting whether above or below the waist.
5. “Teddy Owns You” should be interpreted liberally in Teddy’s favor if there is any disputes that arise over the wording of the “Teddy Owns You” document.
6. “Teddy Owns You” is not an empty slogan, it’s a factual matter.
We are DYING over this and the document will be incorporated in a post further explaining my cheating ways….per Ted’s demands, of course.
LoL.