May make Ted weep
He’ll meow and meow
Ruining my beauty sleep
A face worth cheating over?
His claws will come out
Aiming for my face
But I will hide
Behind this chug’s cute face
The look of a love affair.
My cheatin’ heart
May be the death of me
But I won’t tell Ted
if you promise not to…
Hehe! That face is so cute! I promise I won’t tell!
THANKS for keeping my secret…Teddy is SO on to me still!
I have never seen a cat that looked like that, is it a new breed????
Yes. I told Teddy it is a distant relative of his Russian Blue roots. He didn’t buy it. I am now paying the price…
lol
Lol, Teddy is going to smell that dog on you and make you pay.
Oh and pay I have. The dog not only mauled me at work, I took her shopping AND she spent the night with Ted and NC….more to come on our escapades!
Is that an Ewok?
YES! That’s the whole reason I want to keep this precious little Chug!
“When Ted claws down
Like fallin’ rain
He’ll scratch your frown
you’ll yell in pain.”
You’re hired! Ted would like to collaborate on a song explaining all of the hurt he gave me!
Sounds great! I already have a name for the song, ” 50 shades of a gray cat.”
Bwhahahahahahahaha!
Tsk Tsk Tsk CBXB. NC was bad enough but Ted is gonna have a spaz if he finds out about this!!!! LOL.
Oh…there has been hell to pay. And then something beautiful kinda happened…Ted tried to SNUGGLE with the damn dog.
just Awwwwwww
Just Awwwww
This was so cute! I just wrote a poem about my good friends’ cats and then I followed over here, to find you with this sweet pup’s face. (from Apple Pie and Napalm. Oops, I had accidentally unfollowed you awhile back but didn’t mean to. No wonder you haven’t come up on my Reader. I swear I am getting too old to blog! ha ha!)
Heard on the follow and unfollow – blogging is hard work! 🙂 Thanks for coming over! I love Apple Pie and Napalm – and she has a soft spot in her heart for my cats, too. 🙂
Oh no you di’int?!? I can barely even manage to speak the D word!
Yikes are you in trouble with the Tedster!
I did…I kissed a dog and I liked it.
Oh no! You’re cheating on Ted..with Chewbacca The Dog?
I admit it. I did. But the funny thing is, Ted ended up loving on Chewbacca himself!
whoa
Teddy is requesting therapy over this one.
we can go together
Dear Cowboys, Esquire.
I am #Krew, Esquire. I have been hired by Teddy to represent his interests in this dispute.
Teddy would like to remind one Cowboys of the contractual obligation entered into when the adoption was completed and ratified with all parties signatory to the document herein referred to as “Teddy Owns You”.
The “Teddy Owns You” document specifies:
1. No competing love interests.
2. Your bed is now his.
3. All your base belong to Teddy.
4. He gets first dibs on all food, luxury items, mundane items, household sundries, vacation destinations, massages, defleaing, and petting whether above or below the waist.
5. “Teddy Owns You” should be interpreted liberally in Teddy’s favor if there is any disputes that arise over the wording of the “Teddy Owns You” document.
6. “Teddy Owns You” is not an empty slogan, it’s a factual matter.
We are DYING over this and the document will be incorporated in a post further explaining my cheating ways….per Ted’s demands, of course.
LoL.
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Hey Teddy, listen to Uncle Mark. Sometimes life is ruff! Nice new friend, CBXB!
Teddy is taking your advice to heart! Had our little canine over again and all was good in the ‘hood!
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🙂 I won’t tell him………….hihihi, I guess he already knows !!
Oh he knows…and he’s kind of in love!
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