Do you have any idea how tough it is to show up to work and be requested to ride in a Rolls-Royce?
And, I assume you also have no clue how to carry on the facade of wealth while inside the insanely pimp ride. You must dress the part, of course – complete with riding gloves and a sparkly skull pinkie ring.
Oh Daaahling, do you know how good your feet feel when placed upon furry, plush, cashmere floor mats?
Can you imagine how difficult it is steering a wheel that probably costs as much as your college education?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to read a proper clock in an automobile? Do you?
Now you know the difficulties of trying to appear like a rich, high profile person (and pretending to conceal said richness) while traveling in a Rolls.
The drive home from work is going to be oh-so-ordinary tonight but that’s nothing a Skinny Pirate can’t fix.
First world problems are such a bitch.