Looking for a fabulous way to kick cabin fever’s ass while celebrating a gal pal’s birthday, there was no better idea than to host a crazy pants party at my mini manse.
Crazy time for crazy ladies.
Naturally needing to up my outfit ante, I added pink tinsel eyelashes to my look…which I now want to be an everyday staple.
Details matter most.
With my outfit ready and set to go, party food being monitored for meddling pussies and birthday decor in proper places, there was only one thing left to do…
Feed me.
… get the furry little host with the most set to be the greeter.
Everyone go home. I’m tired.
And then the crazy pants came in droves!
Literal crazy pants arrived.
Clark Kent showed in his skivvies.
Party pants with polka dots, poppies and sequins mixed and mingled.
Flannel pants and footie pjs won the prize for comfiest attendees.
And why stop at pants when you can add crazy hats?
Bedazzled helmets for our heads.
Now it’s not a party without a little drama – and you could cut the animal tension with a knife when sweet Precious rolled in.
Stealing Ted’s spotlight (that I’m still paying for).
With a puppy and two pussies under my roof already, this CBXB party wasn’t complete without my Pa.
Yes my eyes are open, you just can’t tell because of my six inch long tinsel lashes.
Nor will any party of mine be complete without classy rounds of Jell-O shots served by the one and only Mama CBXB.
You’re been served.
Once I’d consumed my weight in gelatinous goodness, it was time to ruin party pics.
You’re welcome.
While I was busy being the star of every camera’s show, Dada CBXB didn’t mind taking in all of the lovely lady sights.
A perfectly paired couple – from top to bottom.
A crazy pants party isn’t complete without various cray cray lady pics with an appropriate prop.
The angry drunk crazy lady.
The run for the hills and never look back crazy as fuck cat lady.
The crazy crying girl who was DisLiked.
With the shenanigans raging on until daylight started to creep in the windows, Teddy resorted to his Juicy Couture Pussy Palace where he knew I couldn’t fit in and breathe stale Skinny Pirate breath all over him.
A fancy furry tent cures kitty hangovers.
And as those wee rays of sunshine poured into the mini manse, I could only muster the energy to reach for my recovery kit complete with vodka, bloody mary mix and aspirin. Lots and lots of aspirin.
A true life saver.
I may or may not still be sipping on a recovery mix days after this party ended, along with lots and lots and lots of aspirin.
Here’s hoping your week has been headache free!
CBXB
Cowboys and Crossbones 
I’ll hope you’re already headache free and you feel good to conquer another new party, that idea of the crazy pants was awesome ! And by the way your pink tinsel eyelashes were very cool ! 🙂
I was headache free until this past weekend! The tinsel eyelashes were SO fun, I kinda want to wear them every day.
That’s some four star kitty hotel suite
You know Tedstar wouldn’t have it any other way.
Crazyyyyyy PantZZZZZZZZ Love it. You have some kickass party ideas CBXB. Always cool to see the folks holdin down the party tradition like PRO’S!!!!
You gotta be pro to roll with the party flow! Door’s always open for you my friend!
A great idea for a dress-up party, without too much stressing about what to wear. I think everyone has at least one pair of crazy pants they wouldn’t be seen dead in. Perfect! 🙂
You got that right – seems like no one had a hard time finding something ‘crazy’ in their own closets!
Costume parties are the best! I went to an “Anything But Clothes” party several years ago. People get really creative! (plus it’s a great excuse for girl’s who don’t want to wear clothes to actually not wear clothes!)
Oh Baby. I need to know more about this “Anything but Clothes” party…sounds like that could get very interesting very quickly!
Google it. Lots of garbage bags and paper and plastic, but 0 fabric involved. My friends and I all showed up in diapers, which may have been pushing it, but mostly just disturbed people enough that they didn’t ask questions.
LOVE IT.
What a fun idea!!!
And it was so easy! Almost everyone has that pair of silly pants lurking in the back of a closet…and all enjoyed flaunting their crazy pants!
Fun time!
I have the funniest Joe Boxer thick black pants for pajamas, with big bright polka dots of neon shades all over them! I love this party, I may join you any minute! (After I head home and put them on! ha ha!)
You are always welcome to come and party – but the requirement is that you MUST wear the Joe Boxer pajama pants!!
Perfect pants party, CBXB. Somebody’s got to be the first to say: I’d like to get into those crazy pants. Right? I win. 🙂 What style, the whole crew. Ha.
YOU SO WIN! You always come up with the best titles and one liners!