My pussy cat Mr. Ted E. Bear loves to hate me.
Truth.
For some odd reason, even though I shower the little love of my life with more affection than a newborn human, he can be so bitchy. Many times when I’d like to scoop him up for a photo-op, he loves me not.
Bitch please.
Still not loving me.
Getting cheeky.
Forced to love me.
Face of defeat.
Teddy gets extremely annoyed with football season, as every Saturday becomes a drunken moonshine guzzling family affair and he isn’t afraid to showcase his disdain.
No pussy love for tailgating.
But what I can’t understand is Ted’s pissy behavior when I shove him into his Sunday best…
Loves me not.
Or dress him up in a bee costume…
Desperately wanting to sting his mother.
Or make him be a version of Robin Thicke to my Miley…
Love me not.
For sure hates my guts.
Or make him the Catman to my Catwoman.
Forced superhero.
What I do know is that regardless of whatever giddy up I shove Tedstar into, he always warms up (after some treats are dispersed – green peas are his fave), comes back around (once I have thoroughly massaged between his ears, under his chin with the grand finale of a belly rub) and gets in the saddle once again to be my constant sidekick.
He’ll claw a bitch.
And when a hungry, crying, soaking wet cat showed up at the door one cold January night, I couldn’t help but take him in and try to find him a permanent home, which ended up being mine. Introducing a new pussy into the mini manse, Mr. Bear wasn’t sure what the fuck I was thinking and proceeded to act as if I ceased to exist.
Who is this and what is it doing in my manse?
Ted made clear that he was the man in charge, even when it came to the dreaded photos in which I always make him pose.
Who’s the boss?
But eventually, I was kicked to the curb and a new love story began to blossom.
Brotherly love.
Just before it broke out into a wrestling match.
But no matter how much my main pussy loves to hate me, we always kiss and make up.
Loves me?
Whether he likes it or not.
CBXB
I had forgotten how much these pictures have made me smile
You can always count on Ted to put a grin on your face! 🙂
You and your pussy posts crack me up. I’m thinking of your target audience lol
Well, the word pussy sometimes disappoints people if they’ve done a Google search and arrive at my page…
I know, right? It’s BRILLIANT.
fur babies need cuddling, coddling, and continuance.. or so I’ve found – good to see
Well, as you can see Ted doesn’t lack in any of those areas! 🙂
Your search bar must be mind blowing to read with all of the pussy titled posts. You outdid yourself with the Halloween costumes, they are the best. I’m sure they brawl sometimes but I’m glad Teddy has someone to chill with while you’re at work or away.
Oh the search bar is pretty damn funny – and most likely disappointing for those in search! I always try with the Halloween costumes…any ideas for this year? I love that Ted has a friend and that we could give New Cat a good home. But he is SO f’ing annoying! But still, I love him. 🙂
My faves, by far, all three of ya’s. 😉
Ah, thanks Mark! You always know how to make us smile!
Putting pets in those costumes. Just so wrong. No wonder he gets pissy!
Oh now c’mon! I think he secretly loves it…or is that something I just tell myself?
Those pictures are PRICELESS!!! I’m still laughing at him in his tie. And great job by you adopting another kittie – looks like a match made in chaos : )
Chaos is the most perfect word to describe the cat we took in that acts like a feline Menace the Menace every damn day! But we love him. And I think that Ted secretly likes being in costumes these days as it makes him the star of the show!
Match made in Heaven. Had not seen the Bee costume before. That POOR cat. LOL
Oh your eyes hadn’t been blessed with the bee costume yet? You’re welcome!
Another on the list of things I can never UNsee!!!! LOL
You can always count on me for the things you can never UNsee!
😆 Thanks for the smiles.
You can always count on us!
🙂 These pictures of you and him sometimes dressed up and sometimes not are so beautiful and often so incredible fun, you really can see how you adore him and how he loves you !!
Oh Ted is a trooper when it comes to dressing up…although I know he truly loves the attention!
He’s a star and had to go to Holywood 🙂 !