Why do weekends seem to disappear faster than a Houdini magic trick?
My Iowa twins continue to transform into little people as potty training progresses.
Princess B never ceases to amaze me with her mad multitasking skills as she can blow her nails dry while trying to urinate in her port-a-potty that resides in the hallway so she can keep dibs on everyone.
While my niece was trying to get down to business, I was busy keeping dibs on a camera while out with the gals Saturday night in an attempt to capture the perfect picture.
I detoxed the rest of my weekend away by
running jogging in the sunny, 75 degree weather…
…soaking in bubbles while caressing my liver with vino…
…and almost getting my face licked off by an overly slutty pussy.
Cheers to a fabulous week for you!