James Lipton, famous for his mad interviewing skills, always asks the same ten questions to every guest on his show Inside the Actor’s Studio (and as I sit on my ass and watch from my leopard couch, I always answer right along).
Because I endlessly talk about myself here, I thought it would only be fitting to interview our my favorite feline fur ball (yes, New Cat is still around but we all know he’s not my fave) who rules the world of CBXB.
While I’m sure to pay for the sleep interruption later tonight, here are Teddy’s answers to James Lipton’s questions:
What is your favorite word?
Food. DUH.
What is your least favorite word?
No. Which is a word I rarely hear.
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Cattails and naps.
What turns you off?
Costumes my mother forces me into on a seasonal basis.
What is your favorite curse word?
It’s more of a sound. A hiss, combined with a low meow growl moments before trying to attack my mom who inevitably is forcing me do something I don’t want to do.
What sound or noise do you love?
Tink. (the noise of food hitting my bowl)
What sound or noise do you hate?
The alarm going off in the morning. I refuse to budge and make my mom wiggle around me like a contortionist, so she doesn’t wake the sleeping Bear.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Being that I’m a professional eater, I’d like to try my hand at drinking for a career (I mean, my mom makes it look terribly easy).
What profession would you not like to do?
Hunt. I prefer my food poured into a bowl for me.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
What took you so long? Your mom is waiting over that rainbow bridge to drink with you.
That may be Mr. Bear’s own private kind of hell…
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Just freakin hilarious. Bout time Ted made it onto the actors studio. Lipton will never be the same for it tho. LOL
The answers were over the Tops and no other cat can replace him, he’s wonderfulllll 🙂 !
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HA! You got that right Jonathan!
Ted E. Bear is the cat’s meow…and walks the talk regularly. 🙂
Ahhhhh….to have the life of leasure of a cat. Ted has the life.
Even I want to be Ted in my next life. He’s such a little maniac…that I’ve created!
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I love that cat bed. where did you get it , I must have it. Ajax my cat loves sleeping on my bed. Maybe I can get him a bed and a cloth doll that looks like me. lol
Isn’t that bed the cutest?! I got it from a woman who makes them in Tennessee. Ajax most certainly needs one! I bet you could find someone to make one for you fairly cheap – the ‘bed’ part is just a standard sized pillow.
Ok , I probably can find one on etsy. This would drive my boyfriend crazy. He thinks I love the cat more than him.
Ha! I can relate to the cat over guy thing all too well!
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Brilliant a salute to Tedstar a true celebrity
And he sure knows his celebrity status!
Heaven help the angels when Teddy arrives, CBXB. 😉 They better go buy the duck-and-pea expensive stuff and put in the puffy clouds. ❤
You got that right my friend! Although Ted will most likely outlive me and I’ll be waiting for him with that expensive food!