Star Spangled Shenanigans

Driving a boat at Lake of the Ozarks

Is a party girl from Tennessee

As cousins gather every Fourth

To be with family

From Jell-O shots

With whipped cream

Constant fights over the mic

To sing karaoke

Trivial Pursuit winners, always reign supreme

From new tattoos

To pool dunks

With drunken dancers around a hunk

Our favorite toy is the aqua bar

That prevents us from floating too far…

And I’m proud to be from my family

Where at least I can be me

And they never, ever let me forget

Just how handy my booty can be

Cousins blowing their muscles up

Next to me

So I won’t cry and feel left out

There ain’t no doubt I love my clan

Thank God for my family!

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