The Bitch….er, I Mean Bear is Back.

My pussy is baaaaaaaaaaack!

The bitch is back. And no, I'm not talking about me.

The bitch is back.
And no, I’m not talking about me.

A little over a month ago, Ted became sick in what felt like a matter of minutes – as one day he seemed happy, healthy and bitchy as ever but then suddenly lost almost half his body weight, wouldn’t eat and became lethargic (couldn’t even hold his head up to meow profanities at me).Β  Taking him to the vet, I had to leave him in the kitty ICU.

Full on worry mode

Yes, we asked that the bandage match his eyes.

And then the worrying at the mini manse began…

The Griswold twins were plagued with uneasiness over Bear’s absence.

The Griswold twins were worried.

Clark was so terrified he had to take a nap.

Precious thought she may never again get a bath, since Ted demands he be the one to clean her.

Our favorite little chug on the planet, Precous was worried.

Destined to be a forever dirty dog?

Speaking of worry, I was about thisclose to being shoved in a straight jacket and taken to the nearest loony bin.

I couldn’t sleep. I couldn’t eat. I couldn’t sit still. But thank god I could still drink.

Liquor and pills make everything better. Wait. What?

Just your regular, every day shit show.

My nerves frayed more when every single test ran on Mr. Bear turned up with nothing to report and another was conducted with days to wait in between for results. But you folks came out in droves with your good wishes, karma, prayers and support.

Messages of good

Cutie of a well wisher.

Cards

My friend’s kid is obviously going to be the next Picasso.

With all of that love swirling around for TB, he mustered the strength to pull through a surgery, was granted a diagnosis (that’s treatable!) and after what felt like eons in the pet hospital, I wrapped him up and took him home.

Homeward bound

Homeward bound.

Think somebody missed someone?

Think somebody missed someone?

Seeing my typically plump pussy so lean, I did what any mother would do.

Fur and bones

Fur and bones.

I put food in his face every time he turned around (and then tried to wrangle Presh away).

Eat his heart out, much to P's dismay.

A double dose of duck and tuna.

Favorite snack of peas whenever he wants.

His fave green peas always at the ready.

Malts are also now in his diet.

Malts make everything better.

Overflowing his martini glass with food. EAT DAMMIT!

Overflowing his martini glass with food.
EAT DAMMIT!

While thwarting off his furry roommates in order to get to his heaping amounts of food I shoved in his face, Tedstar’s presence was missed so much that he couldn’t get one moment to himself.

Not alone...fur friends

No peace on the porch.

so happy together

Cuddles on the couch are so cute.

Or were they?

Except when the 24/7 cuddles aren’t welcomed.

After shipping everyone else out of the mini manse so Ted could get some r and r, he is now basking in the glow of being an only child again.

Self

Alone in the nap bed.

Self

Alone on the porch.

Couchin'

Alone on the couch.

Ridin' in style

Alone in the car.

And…

Alone with me at work.

Alone with me at work.

Where I continuously maul him all day long.

Where I continuously maul him all day long…

Much to his dismay.

…much to his dismay.

The bear is now demanding his fur bros and sister reappear before I kiss him to death.

Yes, I know I’m a crazy cat lady. And I don’t give a fuck.

The bitch is back!

CBXB

CBXB!

 

 

 

38 thoughts on “The Bitch….er, I Mean Bear is Back.

  1. Gary Lum says:

    So good to know Teddy is back

  2. My boy! I’m over the moon he is ok. He will be leaving land mines on the floor for you to find, in no time.

  3. John says:

    That’s great news! Go forth and kiss the puss!!

  4. Tracy says:

    Hate it when your fur family feels badly. Glad Teddy is a lot better!

  5. 1EarthUnited says:

    Awww, u’r such a good mommy! Ted’s one lucky kitty. πŸ™‚

  6. I am so happy I’m going to get drunk! Love to you and all your babies!

  7. MrJohnson says:

    Love the cat bed. There’s a midget joke in there somewhere.

  8. KittNoir says:

    Yay for Ted! Get some chicken down him and gin down you πŸ˜‰ So happy he is home and better – such a gorgeous boy xxx

  9. It’s so good to see him back on his paws & you with a smile on your face again x

  10. SighOhJessica says:

    We can always still drink.

  11. Courtney says:

    I’m so happy Ted is on the mend! Best wishes for a speedy recovery!

  12. All my babies are extremely pleased King Ted is back in his mini manse and on his throne! Speedy get well mews sent your way Mr. Bear!! ❀

    P.S. I'm super happy you have your baby back where he belongs πŸ™‚

  13. SerachShiro says:

    I’m so happy that the bitch is back ………wonderful and he’s fortunate to be in your hands !! Beautiful photos of all the gang and in special of Mr. Bear πŸ™‚ !

  14. WELCOME BACK BEAR!!!! You know we all do love you!!!!

  15. […] Sunday snuggles found Clark and Cousin Eddie who are spending one more week with Dada CBXB while Teddy is almost back to his old self. […]

  16. […] Teddy Back Bear enjoying some ribs while still trying to put weight on after his bought with illness. […]

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