National Pussy, er…Teddy Bear Day

It’s National Cat Day folks.

This is the biggest holiday of my year (don’t judge) as most of you know just how cuckoo for fucking Cocoa Puffs I am about my pussy, Teddy B.  He’s the yin to my yang. The side to my kick. The “me” to my “ow”.   So in a dire attempt to make my furball love me all the more, I present you with an ode to the best bear on the planet…

Ahem.

Oh Ted you bring so much joy and good cheer,

Even when your piercing looks could kill.

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Always a sport when I dress you up,

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You never lose your cool when the costume fucks up.

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Cinco de Teddy was a highlight one year and

while I was sure we had matching sombreros,

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I’m pretty sure you were trying to figure out

how to pierce my heart with an arrow.

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Bunny ears aren’t your favorite as you made very clear,

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So I made you a pirate, in which (I kinda think) you revered.

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Today is your day and in honor of you,

I will break out my finest kit cat attire.

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I’ll be sure to slip on your favorite tie  –

before you try to murder me by hire.

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The night will be yours to do as you please.

Whether it includes Skinny Pirates, shots of Jell-O,

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or your favorite vino to help you chill and be mellow.

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 We were both beyond blue

when New Cat passed suddenly this year.

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Although beyond annoying, we’re heartbroken he permanently left our crew.

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Celebrate you we will with all kinds of fun,

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As my Earth tends to revolve around your sun.

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Happy Teddy Bear Cat Day to all of our furiends!

CBXB

CBXB!

20 thoughts on “National Pussy, er…Teddy Bear Day

  1. I love cats! They taste like chicken!

  2. 1reddiva83 says:

    i love teddy! happy cat day

  3. Awe, new cat….

    Enjoy your fucked up day, crazy, wonderful lady! Are you still going to be in the Lou soon? Am I allowed to come pester you, if yes? Lol.

    Don

  4. Penny says:

    what about da twins???

  5. John says:

    😄💕💕😄

  6. JMC813 says:

    Happy day to Teddy and his doting Momma.

  7. SerachShiro says:

    Happy Teddy Cat-day, love your cat he’s just wonderful and compliments to all the precious (fun) enjoyable photos 🙂 !

  8. […] almost everything except wipe my ass because I don’t know how to function (except for petting Teddy, of course – that comes […]

  9. […] recent weeks the main squeeze in my life, Mr. Ted E. Bear, has been back at the vet.  We’ve sadly discovered that he has a funky heart that could last […]

  10. […] I was leery. I mean Teddy is used to being the main attraction of all things CBXB (even though he shared the spotlight with our dearly departed, highly annoying […]

  11. […] Teddy was so tired, he couldn’t even muster a glance at the camera – and we all know how he likes to be the star of the show. […]

  12. […] of the extra feline lovin’ seemed to help my in heart failure main squeeze, Mr. Ted E. Bear rekindle his love for life. And that made me feel like one extremely lucky lady – even though […]

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