Griswold Family Style Fourth of July

Driving a boat at Lake of the Ozarks…

…is a party girl from Tennessee.

As cousins gather every Fourth…

…to be with family

From Jell-O shots…

…with whipped cream.

Constant fights over the mic…

to sing karaoke.

Trivial Pursuit winners, always reign supreme!

From new tattoos…

…to pool dunks…

…with drunken dancers around a hunk.

Our favorite toy is the aqua bar…

…that prevents us from floating too far.

 I’m proud to be from my family!

Where at least I can be me.

And they never, ever let me forget

Just how handy my booty can be.

Cousins blowing their muscles up…

…next to me

so I won’t cry and feel left out.

There ain’t no doubt I love my clan –

Thank God for my family!

Here’s hoping your version of the Griswolds has a safe and booze filled 4th.

Cheers!

CBXB