Griswold Family Style Fourth of July

Driving a boat at Lake of the Ozarks…

…is a party girl from Tennessee.

As cousins gather every Fourth…

…to be with family

From Jell-O shots…

…with whipped cream.

Constant fights over the mic…

to sing karaoke.

Trivial Pursuit winners, always reign supreme!

From new tattoos…

…to pool dunks…

…with drunken dancers around a hunk.

Our favorite toy is the aqua bar…

…that prevents us from floating too far.

 I’m proud to be from my family!

Where at least I can be me.

And they never, ever let me forget

Just how handy my booty can be.

Cousins blowing their muscles up…

…next to me

so I won’t cry and feel left out.

There ain’t no doubt I love my clan –

Thank God for my family!

Here’s hoping your version of the Griswolds has a safe and booze filled 4th.

Cheers!

CBXB

 

Alley Cat My Ass

You know how they say fame goes to your head?

Being that the little furry love of my life Ted has been featured in Times Square and thrust on a Jumbotron during a 4th of July celebration, just look at what a little World Wide Web exposure has done to my pussy as he’s now being captured as street art in alleys across the world…

Our blogging buddy Phil Lanoue captured this image on one of his many photography adventures.

When I showed this pic to His Royal Majesty Teddy Bear, he simply glanced at me with a look that said –

“Who knew graffiti could be so gorgeous? Now where’s my duck and green pea food?”

Talk about fame inflating a head…

CBXB