Griswold Family Style Fourth of July

Driving a boat at Lake of the Ozarks…

Party Chick

…is a party girl from Tennessee.

Party Girl

As cousins gather every Fourth…

Cousins

…to be with family

The Griswolds

From Jell-O shots…

Jell-O

…with whipped cream.

Whipped Cream

Constant fights over the mic…

Mic Fight

to sing karaoke.

Karoake King

Trivial Pursuit winners, always reign supreme!

Winners!

From new tattoos…

Tattoo

…to pool dunks…

Dunk

…with drunken dancers around a hunk.

Hunk

Our favorite toy is the aqua bar…

Aqua Bar

…that prevents us from floating too far.

Floater

Β I’m proud to be from my family!

Family

Where at least I can be me.

Beerpoo

And they never, ever let me forget

Just how handy my booty can be.

Handy

Cousins blowing their muscles up…

Blow Hards

…next to me

Muscles

so I won’t cry and feel left out.

Cry Baby

There ain’t no doubt I love my clan –

Clan

Thank God for my family!

Fam

Here’s hoping your version of the Griswolds has a safe and booze filled 4th.

Cheers!

CBXB

CBXB!

 

Alley Cat My Ass

You know how they say fame goes to your head?

Being that the little furry love of my life Ted has been featured in Times Square and thrust on a Jumbotron during a 4th of July celebration, just look at what a little World Wide Web exposure has done to my pussy as he’s now being captured as street art in alleys across the world…

Graffiti Ted-1

Our blogging buddy Phil Lanoue captured this image on one of his many photography adventures.

When I showed this pic to His Royal Majesty Teddy Bear, he simply glanced at me with a look that said –

“Who knew graffiti could be so gorgeous? Now where’s my duck and green pea food?”

Talk about fame inflating a head…

CBXB

CBXB!