Driving a boat at Lake of the Ozarks
Is a party girl from Tennessee
As cousins gather every Fourth
To be with family
From Jell-O shots
With whipped cream
Constant fights over the mic
To sing karaoke
Trivial Pursuit winners, always reign supreme
From new tattoos
To pool dunks
With drunken dancers around a hunk
Our favorite toy is the aqua bar
That prevents us from floating too far…
And I’m proud to be from my family
Where at least I can be me
And they never, ever let me forget
Just how handy my booty can be
Cousins blowing their muscles up
Next to me
So I won’t cry and feel left out
There ain’t no doubt I love my clan
Thank God for my family!
CBXB
Cowboys and Crossbones 