Bewitching Breakfast Burritos

Finding myself with a last-minute invitation to a Tennessee Titans tailgate turned into a horror show more quickly than anticipated, as I was under prepared in my own personal grocery department. And you can’t show up to a party empty-handed now, can you?

While rummaging through the fridge, freezer and pantry (which typically house condiments, vodka and expired cereal) I came up with a solution to my meager problem when I spied non-molded corn tortillas.

Which resulted in a first time attempt at breakfast burritos…

Tailgating tasties at their finest.

Early game day tailgating tasties at their finest.

Here’s what I found (and what you’ll need) to concoct a similar potion…

  • Whatever kind of meat you find in your freezer (I ran into a half package of sausage)
  • Green pepper (if you have one…I have no idea how the F one found its way into my fridge)
  • Five non-expired eggs (plus a bit of milk if you have it or you can use water)
  • Shredded cheese (leftover from last year’s chili. I’m kidding…kind of)
  • Tortillas
Fry the sausage separately.

Start by frying your choice of meat.

Peppers

In a separate skillet, saute the green peppers.

Add the egg mixture

Mix the eggs with about 1/4 cup of milk and add to the peppers.

Add the sausage to the mix.

Add the sausage to the mix.

 And then the cheese.

Once the eggs are almost set, top with shredded cheese.

Pick your poison. Personally, I'd reach for the skull....

Scoop the mix onto tortillas. Roll. Then devour.

Of course, I also had the ingredients for Jell-O shots which made me one popular tailgater. I mean, what washes a bewitching breakfast burrito down the hatch better than vodka and gelatin? Nothing.

What washes a bfast burrito down?

BOOzin’ it up spooky style.

You know I like to keep it classy.

Cheers!

CBXB

CBXB!

Weekend Winks

Oh what fun a Nashville weekend can be…

Friday night chit-chat with my dogphew, Gunner all the way in Iowa.

Saturday morning college football season past time…catchting up on Lee Corso’s picks on ESPN’s College Gameday.

Instant stomach ache glancing at my dad’s choice of vodka…Taaka. The very fancy brand will set you back $11.99 per 1.75 mL. Instant rot gut. Thank God Dad got two bottles for Saturday’s game.

Tasty tailgating treats. Someone could hardly wait for a carrot, as he wanted to wash his rot gut vodka down with something. ANYTHING.

Cleaning off the ‘bib’ of a Hawkeye fan. Salsa missing one’s mouth will stain every time!

Football flag parade in very snazzy footwear. I just love a sandal with a sock, don’t you? Too bad this tradition didn’t help our team win.

Football Feline. Bebe, my mom’s cat, lovin’ up on his favorite cray cray cat lady’s leopard onesie.

What tailgate is complete without Jello shots? Prepping for the Tennessee Titans Sunday game, (while sampling the goods, of course).

Breakfast burritos for 9am party time. Very scary.

LP Field on a cloudy Sunday.

The dreary weather required a thermal and scarf.

This wolf was all kinds of lonely until he bumped into a new feline friend in the booze line before the game.

Proof that dogs and cats can get along.

The Titans taking the field.

Skinny Pirate halftime snack. A poor girl’s guide to getting cheap game day booze…stash the loot in your boot. Enter stadium. Purchase Diet Coke. Mix cocktail in bathroom stall. Classy, I’m aware.

A Halloween Miracle! Santa and Cat Woman shootin’ the breeze.

A beautiful day to lose a football game!

Drowning in our post game sorrows at Dick’s Last Resort. I don’t understand my hat…does that mean it’s true?

In some recovery today, as I’m already desperately anticipating the next two-day vacay at the end of this week. Football season can be so rough.

CBXB